If Buffy episodes were named like Friends episodes

[Priceless]

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

[flow]

Aaaaaaand we shall proceed to 1x4 Teacher's Pet:

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back
1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

[SpuffyGlitz]

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Praying Mantis

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

[Stoney]

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Praying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

[Stoney]

I'm sneaking in another before we move on...

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

[flow]

Ooops, I should have moved this on ... it's time for 1x5 Never Kill a Boy on the First Date

1.05: The One with the Bad Calculations

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

flow

[Priceless]

1.05: The One with the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Were Buffy Goes On A Date

[SpuffyGlitz]

1.05: The One with the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Were Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

[Priceless]

1.05: The One with the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Where Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin

[SpuffyGlitz]

1.05: The One with the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Were Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

[Stoney]

1.05: The One with the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Were Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

[SpuffyGlitz]

1.05: The One with the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Were Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy
1.05: The One With Xander's Tweety-Bird Wristwatch

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

[Priceless]

1.05: The One with the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Where Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy
1.05: The One With Xander's Tweety-Bird Wristwatch
1.05: The One With Cordelia's Hips

[flow]

1.05: The One With the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Where Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy
1.05: The One With Xander's Tweety-Bird Wristwatch
1.05: The One With Cordelia's Hips
1.05: The One With Emily Dicken's Poetry

[StateOfSiege97]

ED, even with
her name butchered...

[Stoney]

There was already an Emily D one. It's a good call.

1.05: The One With the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Where Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy
1.05: The One With Xander's Tweety-Bird Wristwatch
1.05: The One With Cordelia's Hips
1.05: The One With the Double Date at the Funeral Home

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

[flow]

It wasn't the same Emily D though :-) SpuffyGlitz used the poet's correct name whereas I used Buffy's butchered version from the episode.

[Stoney]

Doh! Sorry, I thought it was just a typo.

[SpuffyGlitz]

I didn't realise Buffy butchered the poet's name! Aw, Buff

1.05: The One With the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Where Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy
1.05: The One With Xander's Tweety-Bird Wristwatch
1.05: The One With Cordelia's Hips
1.05: The One With the Double Date at the Funeral Home
1.05: The One With Emily Dicken's Poetry
1.05: The One Where Buffy Requests Beeping if there's an Apocalypse

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

[flow]

A controversial episode is next - 1x6 The Pack:

1.06: The One With The Cage

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

1.05: The One With the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Where Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy
1.05: The One With Xander's Tweety-Bird Wristwatch
1.05: The One With Cordelia's Hips
1.05: The One With the Double Date at the Funeral Home
1.05: The One With Emily Dicken's Poetry
1.05: The One Where Buffy Requests Beeping if there's an Apocalypse

[Stoney]

Ah, The Pack is the top three of the season for me.

[Stoney]

1.06: The One With The Cage
1.06: The One With Dodgeball

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

1.05: The One With the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Where Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy
1.05: The One With Xander's Tweety-Bird Wristwatch
1.05: The One With Cordelia's Hips
1.05: The One With the Double Date at the Funeral Home
1.05: The One With Emily Dicken's Poetry
1.05: The One Where Buffy Requests Beeping if there's an Apocalypse

[SpuffyGlitz]

1.06: The One With The Cage
1.06: The One With Dodgeball
1.06: The One With the Great Equalizer

Spoiler:

1.01: The One With the Blonde in a Schoolgirl Uniform
1.01: The One With the New Girl
1.01: The One With The British Librarian
1.01: The One With One Girl in All the World
1.01: The One With a Stuffed Locker
1.01: The One with the Mean Girl
1.01: Thee One Where Xander Falls In Love
1.01: The One With the Mysterious Stranger

1.02: The One with the Fruit Punch Mouth
1.02: The One Where the Earth is Doomed
1.02: The One Where Jesse is the Bait
1.02: The One With The Vessel
1.02: The One Where Willow Pays Cordelia Back

1.03 The One with The Eye Roll
1.03 The One With the Combusting Cheerleader
1.03 The One With the Brownies
1.03 The One With the Statue for Eternity
1.03 The One With No Vampires
1.03 The One With Parental Expectations
1.03 The One With The Cauldron

1.04: The One With the Cryptic Message
1.04: The One With the Giant Preying Mantis
1.04: The One Where Xander Nearly Loses His Head
1.04: The One With the Homework Thing

1.05: The One With the Bad Calculations
1.05: The One Where Buffy Goes On A Date
1.05: The One With Emily Dickinson's Poetry
1.05: The One Where We Meet Colin
1.05: The One With Owen-osity
1.05: The One With the Miscalculated Prophecy
1.05: The One With Xander's Tweety-Bird Wristwatch
1.05: The One With Cordelia's Hips
1.05: The One With the Double Date at the Funeral Home
1.05: The One With Emily Dicken's Poetry
1.05: The One Where Buffy Requests Beeping if there's an Apocalypse

[Priceless]

1.06: The One With The Cage
1.06: The One With Dodgeball
1.06: The One With the Great Equalizer
1.06: The One With Herbert

[Stoney]

RIP Herbert