Episode Twelve:
Once Upon A Time
Once Upon A Time
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Previously in Tales from the Monico:
Oz: "So, if I can ask, why are you here?"
Elli: "Mostly I'm waiting ? for it to be time to go back."
A captive and concussed Oz wolfs out, and is attacked by Staunton's hired thugs.
Staunton (absolutely awestruck): "It's a werewolf. An actual werewolf?! Do you have any idea how valuable a discovery like this could be?"
Elli: "Have you ever killed anyone? ? I have ? Consciously. With these hands, and more than once. There's always guilt, and there's always regret, but sometimes you really don't have any other choice."
Anouk: "You have a vampire stalking you."
Oz: "Not just me."
Anouk: "And you didn't think to tell me this before now?"
Oz: "Well?he wasn't around before now."
Anouk (with a big sigh): "Just when I thought I knew you."
Oz: "You don't know everything about me."
Anouk: "But I want to. I want you to talk to me, Oz."
Oz: "This is my life. Sometimes it isn't so normal. Sometimes it's not all that safe ? sometimes I'm not all that safe. You might find it easier to walk away now."
Anouk: "I don't want to walk away."
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In The Beginning?
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In The Beginning?
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Once upon a time there was a little girl who lived in a castle in a faraway land. But to understand that story, you have to go back a lot further. You have to start at the beginning?
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Prologue:
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Prologue:
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He stood on a street corner of yet another city and stared blankly at the tide of humanity washing past him, thronging all around. Like ants, scurrying busily to further their meaningless and puny lives. So many humans, in so many cities: all around this world. His search was never ending. And yet his Mistress's patience was not without bounds, and the long years of searching had strained it to the limit.
He felt close. This world was such an eminently suitable environment for his quarry to survive in and flourish, and to vanish beneath this?this avalanche of humanity covering the globe. So many thousands of cities, towns and villages, on every continent, and he would search every one if need be. It was his duty to both his Mistress and his Lord. He would willingly search for the rest of his existence, if so required.
Here, in this city, he felt close. And yet he would not report this intuition to his Mistress. Not yet. He had felt close before, and had been wrong each time.
The endless search continued.
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"Thomas Crockett," said Charlie. "We were thirteen, and he asked me to go to the pictures with him. We had a row about who was going to pay, and the film was really bad. Then we kissed, and it was like snogging a wet fish. And then we had another row." She grinned. "It was my shortest relationship ever."
"You see," Emma rounded on David with glee. "It's like I said. You always remember your first kiss. It's only you that makes out you can't be specific."
"I remember our first kiss," David smiled disarmingly at her, and she just about melted, returning the smile adoringly.
It was very late, the caf? was closed with everything mostly cleared away, and, with the night's vampire watch having drawn a blank once again, the friends were just hanging around, chilling out together. And Emma, being Emma and having a remarkable knack for making any and every conversation girly regardless of the gender mix actually involved, had brought the subject around to the memorability, or otherwise, of first kisses.
Patting her husband's knee, since she wasn't sitting close enough for any more physical contact than that, Emma turned back to Charlie. "And, speaking of relationships that last slightly longer than one date, how come you aren't seeing Mat tonight?"
"He's at work." Charlie wrinkled her nose. "We have the perfect relationship right now: we never see each other."
"Is it that bad?" David asked with a chuckle.
"At the moment," Charlie rolled her eyes. "When I'm free he's working, and when he's free I'm in class."
"His shifts will change," said Emma in her most reassuring tone.
"I know," she agreed. "I suppose I just never pictured myself dating the police."
"Just the one, surely," Emma pointed out at once.
"Life is full of surprises," David remarked. "As these last few months demonstrate so beautifully. I never dreamt I'd one day count a werewolf, a telekinetic, and a person from another world among my friends. And I'm sure Elli never pictured herself getting exiled to a place like this, and Oz never imagined he'd turn into a werewolf, or get shot dead by a cop."
Oz had been listening to the conversation in silent amusement up to that point, feeling no especial urge to join in. He leaned back in his chair. "Actually, after the first time I kinda figured anything was possible."
Dumbfoundedness followed this statement. Which had kinda been the point of making it. Sometimes it was worth dropping a bombshell into conversation just to see the pattern of shockwaves rippling out from it.
"You were shot before?" David asked, incredulous.
"High school," Oz explained, remembering. Strange to think how long ago that had been, how much had happened since then. Pre-Scooby gang. Pre-werewolf. Before his world had turned upside down and inside out. So much had changed since that day.
David rolled his eyes. "Figures."
"I assume you didn't die that time, though," said Emma, pointedly.
"Oh no," Oz assured her, indicating the arm that had been injured. "Did sling time."
"Like I said," David firmly said, his point proved. "Full of surprises."
With that settled, Emma was swift to get the conversation back onto her own chosen topic. "Oz, your turn. First kiss."
Oz smiled lazily and sipped his drink. He had no intention of being drawn into this debate. "Oh, a gentleman never kisses and tells."
"Yeah right," Emma scoffed. "You're only saying that 'cause David already did. In multiple detail. But I'll let you get away with it, just for being gentlemanly." She poked her tongue out at David with a teasing grin. "Elli's turn, then."
Elli, it turned out, was half asleep and absolutely not listening to the conversation. She was leaning forward across the table, resting her chin on folded arms, but lifted her head very slightly on hearing her name and blinked blearily. "What?" she murmured.
Charlie squinted at her. "Did you not sleep at all last night?"
Elli yawned. "Not much, no. And I don't even have a good excuse for it."
"You should probably give up on the coffee and turn in, then," Emma advised. "But you have to tell your first kiss, first. Would it have been Stephen?"
Elli shook her head very sleepily, a dreamy smile spreading over her face. "No. Stephen was the first of many things, but not the first kiss. That was Arion."
Emma's ears pricked up at once. "Now that sounds like a story. Tell us more ? who's Arion?"
Elli yawned again. "At the time, he was the Crown Prince?"
Everyone but Elli sat up a little straighter at that snippet of information, realising that they were into the rarely mentioned pre-this-world territory here.
"Wow," Emma breathed. "You're serious? So if this Arion is a prince, are you, like, a princess in disguise, or something?"
That woke Elli up, a little bit, at least. She snorted in amusement. "No, I'm really not." She pursed her lips and cocked her head to one side, considering the notion. "It's a nice idea, though."
"An actual prince?" Emma seemed delighted by the romance of the mere word. "So, were you, like, engaged, or ? what's the word? Betrothed, or something?"
Elli almost choked, and sat up a little straighter, stretching the kinks out of her spine cat-style. "No. We really, really weren't."
"But still. I repeat. Wow. An actual prince?" To Emma, that was clearly the most exciting thing she'd heard in weeks. "Talk about friends in high places."
"Status had nothing to do with it," Elli murmured absent-mindedly, lost in memories. "We were two scared kids who weren't sure we would live to see another day. Fear can do strange things to you." She glanced up to see everyone looking at her, and gave a wry smile. "Plus, obviously, teenage hormones."
"So, you kissed a prince," said David, nodding sagely. "Impressive."
"And if this Arion was a Crown Prince back then," Emma chipped in again. "What is he now?"
"If he's still alive," Elli mused, fingering her necklace, her expression sombre now, and worried. "Then he's king in exile. But probably still not using that title ? not until it could be made official. And I'd have heard if that happened?" Then she looked around at them all, apparently only now realising just how much she'd let slip in that unguarded moment, and dryly murmured, "I really killed the mood there, didn't I?"
"No," said Charlie, looking just as fascinated as Emma. "It's just?you never talk about where you come from."
"That's a security thing," Elli calmly explained, now wide-awake and clearly not going to let any further information slip tonight.
"Whose security?" Oz quietly asked.
Elli looked him straight in the eye. "Everyone's."
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