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Epilogue:
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"Okay, so when you were calling us in all the time about the bar being sabotaged??" Looking uneasy still, Mat was trying to get everything straight in his head, but clearly not getting very far.
"Ghost," David explained. "Oz got rid of it for us."
"Uh-huh. And that time when Oz got beaten up ? I suppose you know what that was all about, too?"
Emma looked amused now. "Oh yeah. He'd stumbled onto a secret laboratory where an evil mastermind was plotting to take over the universe. Elli did most of the solving on that one."
"No, it was the Doctor really," insisted Elli.
Mat clearly didn't have the faintest idea what they were on about. "Of course."
"But we all helped with the saving of the day," Emma added.
Mike looked completely nonplussed. "Yuh-huh. Anything else we should know about?"
"Vampires?" David suggested.
"What?" Mat looked suspicious now.
"Any mysterious deaths where the victim has massive blood loss and usually so-called 'neck rupture'?" Charlie explained. "You'll never solve 'em, 'cause those are vamp attacks."
Curled up in the corner of the couch feeling horribly weak still, Oz was nevertheless enjoying the incredulous expressions on Mike and Mat's faces throughout this little byplay. Maybe not quite worth getting shot dead for, but enjoyable nonetheless, and since Mike and Mat had agreed to keep his secret ? admitting that no one would believe them anyway ? that was one less thing for him to worry about. When he regained the energy to worry about anything, that was.
"Okay, so I have a question now," said David. "How does it work that a guy who's, what ? five foot four? ? can gain that many inches just by turning into a wolf?"
~fini~
? J. Browning, October 2004; January 2005
Note: I bow in homage to Terry Pratchett's vision of lycanthropy, mortality issues thereof.
Inspired by that moment in the Buffy episode New Moon Rising when Riley points a gun at Wolf-Oz and my immediate reaction was: are those silver bullets, and if not ? would they actually kill him?
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