Disclaimer: The characters that don't belong to me don't belong to me, but the ones I made up do. Confused yet? This is written purely for my own amusement, and is in no way making any profit.
This story is also a crossover (of sorts), which may have been a very bad decision, but please don't hold that against me. It was convenient to do it this way.
Feedback: By all means, bring it on. I'm always grateful for constructive comments and suggestions.
With grateful thanks to Sue for the advice and encouragement.
Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Oz: "I think I better take off."
Willow: "When?"
Oz: "Pretty much now."
Previously, in Tales from the Monico:
Devon: "Know what you're gonna do?"
Oz: "I have no idea."
(Oz escapes a vampire attack while parked up at full moon in the middle of nowhere, and also manages to prevent his transformation while under duress.)
David: "Maybe we should call the police?"
Emma: "And tell them what? That our staff keep walking out? That they're all scared of ghosts?"
David: "There's no such thing as ghosts."
David (despairingly): "I can't run this place on my own."
(Oz walks randomly into the Monico and looks around, curiously.)
David: "The staff walked out and left me in the lurch?you don't want a job, do you?"
Oz (shrugs): "Okay."
Oz: "Oz." (off their looks) "Daniel Osbourne."
Emma: "Emma Gibson, and this idiot is my husband, David."
(Oz notices things being mysteriously moved, and is later woken up by the ghost).
Oz (mutters): "No such things as ghosts, huh?"
Oz: "You do know that the theatre is haunted, right?"
Emma: "You're actually serious, aren't you?"
(Oz, David and Emma make a run for it, with the ghost throwing things at them.)
(Oz, David and Emma's makeshift exorcism succeeds in getting rid of the ghost.)
Oz: "May you live in interesting times?it's a curse, isn't it? I totally get that."
Emma: "You can't just de-spook the place and then take off again like the littlest hobo."
David: "It'll take twice as long to get back on our feet if we don't have staff, and you're the only staff we've got. And then we'll have to have a grand re-opening. You don't want to miss that."
Oz: "How 'bout a raise?"
Emma: "Why didn't you want anyone to know you called?"
Oz (after an awkward beat): "Messy break-up issues."
This story is also a crossover (of sorts), which may have been a very bad decision, but please don't hold that against me. It was convenient to do it this way.
Feedback: By all means, bring it on. I'm always grateful for constructive comments and suggestions.
With grateful thanks to Sue for the advice and encouragement.
Previously on Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
Oz: "I think I better take off."
Willow: "When?"
Oz: "Pretty much now."
Previously, in Tales from the Monico:
Devon: "Know what you're gonna do?"
Oz: "I have no idea."
(Oz escapes a vampire attack while parked up at full moon in the middle of nowhere, and also manages to prevent his transformation while under duress.)
David: "Maybe we should call the police?"
Emma: "And tell them what? That our staff keep walking out? That they're all scared of ghosts?"
David: "There's no such thing as ghosts."
David (despairingly): "I can't run this place on my own."
(Oz walks randomly into the Monico and looks around, curiously.)
David: "The staff walked out and left me in the lurch?you don't want a job, do you?"
Oz (shrugs): "Okay."
Oz: "Oz." (off their looks) "Daniel Osbourne."
Emma: "Emma Gibson, and this idiot is my husband, David."
(Oz notices things being mysteriously moved, and is later woken up by the ghost).
Oz (mutters): "No such things as ghosts, huh?"
Oz: "You do know that the theatre is haunted, right?"
Emma: "You're actually serious, aren't you?"
(Oz, David and Emma make a run for it, with the ghost throwing things at them.)
(Oz, David and Emma's makeshift exorcism succeeds in getting rid of the ghost.)
Oz: "May you live in interesting times?it's a curse, isn't it? I totally get that."
Emma: "You can't just de-spook the place and then take off again like the littlest hobo."
David: "It'll take twice as long to get back on our feet if we don't have staff, and you're the only staff we've got. And then we'll have to have a grand re-opening. You don't want to miss that."
Oz: "How 'bout a raise?"
Emma: "Why didn't you want anyone to know you called?"
Oz (after an awkward beat): "Messy break-up issues."
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