Not technically an RPG...but interactive. The IM fic thread! NC17

[Wolfie Gilmore]

Got this idea from a Torchwood website...I thought it would be fun...that is, to write fics in the form of IM conversations, in text/cat macro speak. I will kick off...you can follow on in the same fandom if you fancy, or something completely different!

This one is a conversation between Jack and Ianto on Torchwood...they're working late. Well, "working"...


Immortalhottie: oh hai, u still thar?

Teaboy: Ya.

Immortalhottie: Kewl. Want 2 come up n see smthng?

Teaboy: See whut?

Immortalhottie: I can only show u.

Teaboy: It's not ur peen is it? Seen dat.

Immortalhottie: Noes! Is not mi peen. Tho can show u that 2.

Teaboy: K then.

[Ten minutes later]

Teaboy: K, better do some work nao. But thx for showing dat.

Immortalhottie: My peen or the magic space gun?

Teaboy: Space gun. Did not c ur peen. Just felt it. But felt gud.

Immortalhottie: lol. Have gud peen! Best in univers.

Teaboy: Not as gud as Doktor's tiemcok!

Immortalhottie: !!!!!!!?

Immortalhottie: U has had tiemcok??!

Immortalhottie: U no mi friend anymoar!

Teaboy: Soz.

Immortalhottie: Wen u do dat?

Teaboy: He came ovar wen u were owt. He said his peen was all aloan in univers.

Teaboy: So ai made frendz wit it.

Teaboy: Doktor sed mi handjob wuz best in univers. Just liek his Master used 2 du.

Teaboy: BTW think u shuld clean dat hand in a jarre.


Teaboy: Cus I usd it foar handjob.


Immortalhottie: U R so fyred!

[loekie]

Ooooh... cooool idea.... I don't know torchwood (is that a show or something you came up with??) soo.. well let me just see if I understand (I'm blond... I know..) here you can like start you're own facfic or story and peops can write on it if they want?

[Wolfie Gilmore]

Ooooh... cooool idea.... I don't know torchwood (is that a show or something you came up with??) soo.. well let me just see if I understand (I'm blond... I know..) here you can like start you're own facfic or story and peops can write on it if they want?

Anyone can do their own story, or continue someone else's...so long as it's in IM form

[sometimeslola]

I'm in. so. what fandom are we doing?

[Wolfie Gilmore]

I'm in. so. what fandom are we doing?

Like I say, any you like. Just go ahead!

[The_Narrator]

BroodyPants: what the hell is this?

MysteriousBlondeHero: who the hell r u?

Wolverine: hi spike hi angel, it Andrew here

MysteriousBlondeHero: andrew, wot the hell is this thing?

Wolverine: we call it ?the internet'. No0bs

BroodyPants: y am I Broody pants?

Wolverine: soz had to pick ur names 4 u anywayz theres some1 i want u 2 meet

[Vampire_Slayer1 has entered the conversation]

[Wolverine has left the conversation]

Vampire_Slayer1: hey. so ur Andrews friends, rite? does andrew even have friends? lol, asl??

MysteriousBlondeHero: Buffy?!

Vampire_Slayer1: spike? OMG andrew is sooo dead.

MysteriousBlondeHero: How r u? how have u been?

Vampire_Slayer1: gd thnx spike Aren't u dead?

BroodyPants: hey im still here

Vampire_Slayer1: hi angel

BroodyPants: yeah, focus on him

MysteriousBlondeHero: shut up angel, its obv theres only 1 prson she wnts 2 speak to here

BroodyPants: yeah, me, dumbass

MysteriousBlondeHero: oooh touchy. Worried she luvs me?

BroodyPants: she doesn't luv you

MysteriousBlondeHero: yeah she does

BroodyPants: no

MysteriousBlondeHero: yeah

BroodyPants: no

MysteriousBlondeHero: face it

BroodyPants: GFY

Vampire_Slayer1: guys STOP IT!!1! I luv u both, k?

MysteriousBlondeHero: she loves me more

BroodyPants: no she doesn't, she needs me

MysteriousBlondeHero: w/e

BroodyPants: she luvs me moe

MysteriousBlondeHero: get ova it, losa

[Vampire_Slayer1 has left the conversation]

[sometimeslola]

[Bitch_From_Hell has entered the conversation]

[Call_Me_Madam has entered the conversation]

Bitch_from_hell: Hi ya-all. It's the real slayer here!

Call_Me_Madam: What on earth is this thing? Some form of torture?

Bitch_from_hell: Broody pants?! haha.

Bitch_from_hell:Spike?! You undead again?!

Call_Me_Madam: What?! you half-wits are here!?Oh I really hate hell?

Call_Me_Madam: This IS hell, right?

[ The_Destroyer has entered the conversation]

The_Destroyer: Um. Dad?

Call_Me_Madam: DAD!?!!?...you can write already?

The_Destroyer: Um. yea and you are?

Bitch_from_hell: wait a sec.... whose dad and who are you two?

Call_Me_Madam: Oh. I'm Darla adn Angel is a daddy now.

The_Destroyer: Mum?

Call_Me_Madam: Yes, my sweet, darling baby boy.

Bitch_from_hell: I'm gonna get B back on.

Bitch_from_hell: Broodypants your way dust for this one!

Bitch_from_hell: A freaking kid with the evil-ex. Lol. dust, dust, dust!

Call_Me_Madam:Evil ex?!

Call_Me_Madam: Acutaly that's quite acurate. Wait...there's two slayers?

Bitch_from_hell: A whole army of slayers!

Call_Me_Madam: WHAT!...WILLIAM! How could you let this happen?

Bitch_from_hell: Yes. William. how could you?

The_Destroyer: Ass.hole. Why did you not tell me my mum is alive?

The_Destroyer: And...Hi Faith

Bitch_from_hell: um. Hi. Angel's son that no one knew about.

Bitch_from_hell: So going to fetch B. Back in a sec.

[Bitch_from_hell Is away]

Call_Me_Madam: Do NOt call your Father that....

Call_Me_Madam:...Angelus, what did you name our son?!

Call_Me_Madam: If you say Steven or Angel I will bite you!

(I'm waiting on the rest. So whose the other people?I think I got it right)