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**BlasterBoy** · 13-07-07, 02:10 AM

ACT I

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INT ? RILEY'S HOUSE ? KITCHEN ? MORNING

Graham is eating his cereal, Lucky Charms! He pours more milk into his glass bowl as Sam makes her way into the kitchen, a glass of orange juice in her hand. She sits down next to Graham at the breakfast table. She looks dubious and surprised at the breakfast Graham is eating.

Sam: You're eating Lucky Charms?

Graham: What?! They're ?magically delicious'!

Sam: Where's my husband?

Graham: Finn?! He's?

Riley cuts him off from the living room.

Riley: (OS; calls out)I'm in here!

Graham: Get your ass in here. Your wife's looking for you.

Sam: Thank you.

Riley enters the kitchen. He sees Sam at the chair. He bends down and kisses her on the lips. He then goes to the coffee maker to get his coffee.

Riley: Hi baby.

Sam: What where you doing in the living room, honey?

Riley: Oh, I was just watching television.

Sam and Graham: The news?!

Riley gives them a "how'd you know?" look and then pours his coffee into his coffee mug.

Sam: Honey, you do know the whole "Mysterious strangers save girl/ Town Hero" wasn't going to hold the reporter's attention for that long, don't you?

Riley is now sitting next to Sam, and across the table from Graham. He is wearing a blue t-shirt that says ARMY in black lettering and white sweatpants. He sips his caffeinated morning beverage.

Riley: Yes, yes. I'm well aware.

They sit in silence for a couple of seconds. Eating and drinking their breakfast. Suddenly Sam looks up and remembers something. She looks troubled.

Sam: Where are the burritos?

Riley: Burritos?! (He remembers) Oh, oh our burritos that I promised you guys for breakfast.

Graham shakes his head knowingly. Sam just rolls her eyes.

Sam: Why didn't you make them, honey?

Riley: Well I-

Graham interrupts him and continues for him.

Graham: Sam?! I'm in shock! You have been married and lived with Riley for two years now and you still don't know that anything Riley says he'll do in the morning has a statistical improbability of actually coming true?! Due to the fact that in the morning Riley's a total lazy ass slug!

Riley (mocking): You hurt me Graham!

Riley laughs under his breath. Sam just rolls her eyes.

Sam: Well, if you know him so well, why didn't you marry him?

Graham stops eating his cereal. Riley abruptly stops sipping his coffee. They gaze at one another. Then, immediately go back to their breakfast.

Riley and Graham: He wasn't my type.

Sam giggles. They smile at one another.

Graham: So, what did we all do last night?

Sam and Riley look at each other and share a big smile. Graham totally gets the hint.

Graham: Ok. Let me rephrase that. How did you all SLEEP last night?

Now Riley looks worried. He's really worried, due to his dream of the past last night. He is the absolute worst liar in the galaxy. The truth is, besides being with Sam last night he had a torturous dream, the one we previously saw in the TEASER. He knows his friends are going to find out one way or another.

Sam: Oh, I slept just great, Graham. Thanks for asking. How about you, Finn? How did you fair sleeping last night?

They look at Riley, waiting for his report.

Riley: Oh? I? was ? very? good. Really good! Actually? it was very ? good night? sleep? Was just really? really great! By the way, I think I had the best sleep last night since like a month ago!

Sam: No, you didn't? something is up, Finn. I know it? I know you.

Riley: Really, I'm fine, baby.

Sam: Oh I don't think so. You've got a worried face, not a content one. I know, I'm your wife. I'm really suspicious, honey. I just want you to know, if you need to tell me anything. (beat) What did you dream about last night? Just tell-

Riley tries to keep his cool. But he just explodes at Sam.

Riley: Sam! I'm fine! Really! Relax! Chill! Baby, I'm just fine!

Sam: I just want to help you. That's all. I want you tell me what's on your mind! Now if you'll excuse me? I have to go to the bathroom and get ready for? the day.

She leaves. Graham just shakes his head. Riley rolls his eyes. He targets his best friend now.

Riley: What? You saw how she just started like getting all paranoid on me.

Graham rolls his eyes. He gets up. He puts his empty cereal bowl and spoon in the sink.

Graham: I just hope you didn't forget my advice, man.

He leaves Riley alone in the kitchen. He picks up his coffee mug. He sips it and then places it back down, putting his hands through his hair and shaking his head. He sighs.

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INT ? MOVIE THEATER ? DAY

Sam is pulling Riley into the theater.

Sam: (Whispering) Come on Finn, it's starting!

Riley: (Whispering) Okay, okay.

They both sit down. You hear screaming but you don't see the screen you just see. Riley's expression. He is shocked at what is happening. Sam smiles.

Sam: (Whispering) Isn't this an awesome?

Riley: (Frightened) Yeah, awesome.

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EXT ? MOVIE THEATER ? DAY

Sam: That was the best movie ever!

Riley: (Still Frightened) Yeah. The best ever.

Sam: What's wrong?

Riley: Well that was damn scary.

Sam: Oh, sorry.

Riley: It's fine. It was just so gory.

Sam: It's our life!

Riley: Yeah, whatever.

Sam: Okay, something's wrong now.

Riley: It was scary.

Sam: No, I mean something other than that. Did you have a dream or something?

Riley: No. Well, I have dreams, just not bad ones.

Sam: Did you see something? Hear something?

Riley: Sam! I've been telling you, I'm fine.

Sam: Well, like they say, showing you and telling you are two different things and you're only telling me.

Riley: I'm fine!

Sam: Then show me.

Riley: I need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right out.

Sam: Riley?

Riley: (To Himself) Looks like Graham's advice isn't working.

Riley runs into the theater and leaves Sam all alone outside.

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INT ? FOY LECTURE HALL - DAY

Professor Humphry is lecturing to his class. The class is full of college students eagerly listening and taking notes. They are in European Literature. They are discussing Victor Hugo's Les Miserables. Everyone is paying close attention to his lecture, except Salomie. She is to busy looking towards John's direction. She is admiring his existence. The look on her face screams "I wish I was that dumb blonde sitting next to him". We zoom in on Salomie's notebook. She hasn't written anything down at all. Her notebook is completely blank. Her head is so clouded with thoughts of John; she probably forgets where she is.

Professor Humphry: Doesn't anyone sense the foreshadowing in the previous chapter? Anyone? No one is moved by what Marius did for his love Cosette? Anyone?

Susan: I was moved, Professor Humphry.

Professor Humphry: (surprised) Why, thank you Suzan. How did you feel about Marius' actions?

Jill is higher up in the lecture hall. She is eagerly taking notes. She is trying to keep up with Professor Humphry's discussion. She hears Susan, roles her eyes at Susan's blunt, stupid comment. She pauses, and notices that Salomie is still in her "John World", she isn't paying any attention, Jill smiles.

Salomie continues to stare at John, and starts to drool over everything about him.

John is also eagerly taking notes and participating in the class.

Salomie continues to stare at John, beginning to have "lusty wrong feelings" toward John. She almost, unknowingly, blurts out:

SalomieTowards John) You're so amazing!

People around her look at her, and are completely shocked by her admiring observation. John, who has heard her comment, turns around. He just smiles sweetly at her. She blushes awkwardly, and immediately dives into her notebook and writes random stuff down.

Salomie (OS): I just made a complete fool of myself.

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INT ? DINING HALL - DAY

Salomie and Jill sit down at a table, each with a garden salad on their trays.

Jill: I think you're making a big deal over nothing.

Salomie: What?!

Jill: Well, I didn't hear you.

SalomieSarcastically) Oh thank you, now I feel better, considering the fact that you were like, 11 rows behind me!

Jill: Well, what exactly did you say again?

Salomie: Well, it totally slipped out, but I unknowingly said: "He's so amazing!" My brain had absolutely no control at all.

Jill: Awww. Did he notice?

Salomie: Yup.

Jill: What was his reaction?

Salomie: He just kind of smiled at me.

Jill: Awwwwwwwww! That's because he wants you!

Salomie: You think?

Jill: Oh honey, I know it.

Salomie: Well, how do I approach him? You know, to let him know-

She stops abruptly and her mouth just drops open as she gazes at John, who is approaching her table. She again is in another one of her trances. He stops by her table.

John: Hi, Jill. Hey, Salomie.

Jill: Hi, John.

Salomie: Hey John. What's up?

John: Oh, I was just wondering if we could like talk sometime really, really soon.

Salomie: (alarmed) Is something wrong?

John: No, something couldn't be better.

He walks off and leaves Jill and Salomie. Salomie is completely awestruck; she can't believe what she just heard.

Salomie: Oh my God!

Jill looks completely unsurprised.

Jill: I told you so.

John is emptying his trash in the garbage, and returning his tray to the designated area. He exits the dining hall.

Susan is in a corner of the dining hall watching this whole scene. She is extremely pissed off at what she has just witnessed. She walks over to Salomie and Jill's table, with a milk carton in tow.

Jill: Don't look now, Susan's here.

Susan reaches Salomie and Jill's table.

Susan: Get your paws of my man, whore!

She then dumps the remains of her skim milk all over Salomie's green sweater. Salomie is absolutely disgusted; she gets right back up and slaps Susan on the face.

Salomie: God damn! Grow up Susan!!!!

Salomie runs out of the dining hall, greatly upset. Jill gets up from her seat and gets in Susan's face.

Jill: You're pathetic. Grow up. John doesn't like you. He likes Salomie, ?kay? Get over yourself!!

Jill follows Salomie and exits the dining hall.

Susan: Oh, we'll see about that! John is mine! And I'm not letting some filthy whore have him! Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Everyone in the dining hall gives her a "What a bitch!" stare. She screams again and then exits the dining hall from a separate exit. A different one from which John, Salomie, and Jill previously exited.

END OF ACT 1

**BlasterBoy** · 13-07-07, 02:11 AM

Act II

ACT 2

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INT ? "THE GOLD" ? NIGHT

Graham, Lain, and Melissa are sitting at a table. There is loud music in the music. It kind of sounds like Green Day.

Graham: So, the opening was sweet, don't you think?

Lain: Yeah, I shaked my booty all night long.

Melissa: Unneeded information.

Lain: That information was needed.

Intank walks over to the table.

Intank: Hey.

Graham: (To Intank) Go away.

Melissa: (To Intank) Yeah. (To Graham) Who is this?

Graham: The guy who owns this place.

Melissa and Lain are surprised.

Lain: (To Intank) Oh, hi! Your club is amazing. Can I have a free drink?

Intank: Shut up.

Lain: What? I thought you said he was nice.

Graham: I never said a thing like that. I said he was interesting. And he really is.

Melissa: Well, I hope to see you around.

Intank: I didn't just come over here to look at you guys, idiot.

Melissa looks offended.

Intank: Graham, Sam called and said she's at the hospital waiting for you.

Graham looks shocked.

Graham: Oh my god! I need to go! Bye guys!

Graham runs away.

Melissa: Bye?

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INT ? HOSPITAL ? WAITING ROOM - NIGHT

Sam and Riley are sitting on the couch when Graham runs over to them. Sam doesn't have her cast anymore. Graham is sweating and can barely talk because he has been running.

Graham: What's wrong?

Sam: Nothing's wrong. I just wanted to tell you my cast is off.

Graham: What?! You made me run all this way to hear you got your cast off?!!

Riley: Calm down Graham, she just wanted you guys to know. It's a good thing.

Graham: Yeah, I know. I'm just so tired now.

Sam stands up followed by Riley.

Sam: Well, I'm sorry. I need to get going now.

Graham: Do you guys have a car with you?

Riley: Yeah.

Graham: I'm coming with you.

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INT ? A ROOM ? NIGHT

You see a man shadowed in the darkness walking over to a phone.

Man: Should I call again?

You see a girl in the shadows as well.

Girl: No, not yet. Let me do my work first, and then you can kill them all.

Man: If you insist.

You still can't see the girl or man.

Girl: I really do.

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EXT ? RILEY'S HOUSE ? DAY

A car has pulled into their driveway. Riley, Sam, and Graham walk out of the car.

Graham: So, what we do now?

Sam: Watch T.V.

Graham: Then I'm going out, with your car.

Riley: What?

Graham: Fine, I'll take mine.

Graham walks into another car parked in the driveway and he drives away. Sam and Riley walk into the house.

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INT ? HALLWAY ? LAINTAN UNIVERSITY ? DAY

Salomie is walking down the hall, furious. Jill is running after her. Jill grabs her shoulder. She looks tired.

Jill: Hey, you might wanna slow down. I think my gallbladder's gonna explode.

Salomie: Susan's a bitch!

Jill: Hey, Ms. Random.

Salomie: I'm not random, she dumped milk on me!

Jill: And you slapped her in the face.

Salomie: And that's wrong!?

Jill: No. I found it very amusing!

Salomie: So you agree that she's a bitch?

Jill: Very harsh words-

Salomie: --What?!

Jill: --That she deserves.

Salomie: I want John!

Jill: Okay, honey, calm down.

Salomie: Don't "Calm down, honey" me! I want to know where John is!

Jill: It's okay.

Salomie: That freaking idiot, Susan, will find him first!

Jill: Think of happy thoughts.

Salomie: Jill's gonna die!

Jill: Good job thinking happy thoughts.

Salomie: I'm gonna kill her.

Mrs. Tapon (OS): Excuse me?

Salomie and Jill turn around to see Mrs. Tapon.

Mrs. Tapon: You're going to kill Susan. Susan who?

Jill: She means she's going to kill her squeaky toy.

Mrs. Tapon: Um, maybe I didn't hear you right but did you say Ms. Sullivan wishes to kill Susan's squeaky toy?

Jill: Yep.

Mrs. Tapon is confused.

Mrs. Tapon: Okay, I better go take my medicine.

Mrs. Tapon walks away confused.

Salomie: Where is she?

Jill: Well, here's her schedule for ya?

Jill hands her a piece of paper.

Salomie: Why do you have this?

Jill: Just in case something like this ever happened.

Salomie: Oh, okay.

Salomie looks at the piece of paper and smiles evilly.

Salomie: Science, in a few minutes, Susan's gonna explode.

Jill: (Sarcastically) Okay, whatever you say.

They walk down the hallway.

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INT ? RILEY'S HOUSE ? DAY

Riley and Sam walk into the house. Riley plops onto the couch and turns on the T.V. Sam walks straight into the kitchen and two seconds later emerges with a glass of coke. Sam sits down next to Riley on the couch.

Sam: What're watching?

Riley: Oh, nothing.

You see the T.V and you see a man on it.

MAN ON T.V: If you think you're losing your wife, call this toll free number!

Sam looks surprised. She looks at him.

Sam: What is this?

Riley: A commercial.

Sam: Well, it looks like you're thinking hard and trying to remember this number without writing it down!

Riley: Why would I do that?

Sam: So that I won't notice, but I notice!

Riley: This is crazy.

Riley stands up.

Riley: I feel dirty, I'm going to take a shower.

Sam: No! Why are you all sad today!

Riley: I haven't been sad.

Sam: Well, not normal! Is it because our relationship sucks!?

Riley looks sad.

Riley: No. Even though that is true.

Riley walks upstairs. Sam looks sad.

There is a quick flash and you hear people screaming and you see people running and then just as suddenly, we cut back to Sam. She looks scared and drops the glass. As it shatters on the ground the doorbell rings. Sam gets up and walks up to the door. She opens it to see Calk and Dan.

END OF ACT 2

**BlasterBoy** · 13-07-07, 02:11 AM

ACT 3

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INT ? RILEY'S HOUSE ? DAY

Sam is looking shocked at the front door. She also looks scared.

Calk: Hello Sam.

Sam tries to close the door but Calk pushes it back.

Calk: Are you trying to get rid of us.

Dan: Maybe we caught her at a bad time.

Sam then kicks Calk and then slams the door shut. The door then flings open and Calk and Dan look pissed.

Calk: Why'd you do that?

Sam tries to punch Calk but he grabs her arm and then punches her.

Calk: Get the hell off me. Got it?

Sam: Go away.

Riley runs downstairs.

Riley: What's happen-

He notices Calk and Dan.

Riley: You, get away from my wife!

Calk: Okay.

Calk and Dan take two steps back.

Calk: Happy now?

Riley: Shut up.

Sam: What do you want?

Dan: Just to tell you something.

Sam: What is it?

Calk: More like an offer.

Sam: What?

Calk: Well, we want you to work for the government. So, you just think-

Sam: No.

Dan: Excuse me?

Sam: No. I won't work for you.

Calk: Oh, well then, I didn't want to do this but I guess I have to.

Riley: Do what?

Calk: Well, if Sam refuses, we will kill her.

Sam: What?

Riley: No!

Riley runs at Calk but Calk punches Riley and he falls to the ground, unconscious.

Calk: Give me your answer by tomorrow night. Meet us at this address.

He hands her a piece of paper.

Calk: And if you don't show, we will hunt you down and kill you.

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EXT ? GRAVEYARD ? NIGHT

Intank is walking around the graveyard till he hears a noise and then sees a hole. He jumps into the hole and when he lands he sees 4 vampires feasting on a boy. He is already dead.

Intank: Hi guys.

The vampires notice him. One vampire stands up.

Vampire #1: Hey, we told that guy, Neiki, you call him?

Intank: Yeah.

Vampire #1: Well we told him to piss off. So, now where's my money.

Intank: Oh, I forgot the money.

Vampire #1: What?

Intank takes out a stake and stakes him. He dusts. The other vampires rush him. He punches one and then kicks another. He rips one of their heads off and one dusts. Then he kicks one and stakes the other. He dusts. Then he stakes the last vamp and he dusts.

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INT ? RILEY'S HOUSE ? RILEY'S BEDROOM ? NIGHT

Riley is lying on the bed, still unconscious. Sam is sitting next to him, tears dripping from her face. Riley wakes up. Sam looks a tiny bit happier.

Sam: Riley!

Riley: Where are those punks?

Sam: They left.

Riley: You told them off?

Sam: They gave me an address where I have to tell them my answer. Or they'll hunt me down, and kill me.

Riley: Not if we kill them first.

Sam: We can't.

Riley: Why not?

Sam: They have a gang of vampires with them. Plus them.

Riley: I don't care. We need to give it a shot!

Sam: No. I need to do this.

Riley: What?

Sam: I need to Riley.

Riley: If you say no, I won't let them hurt you.

Sam: It's not me. It's you. I won't let you guys get hurt.

Riley: No. I will not let you do that.

Sam: Why not?

Riley: I can't lose you.

Sam: I thought our relationship sucked. Right?

Riley: Sam, come on.

Sam: Right?!

She's in tears now.

Riley: No. It just hasn't been the best lately. It has been hard.

Sam: Because of me.

Riley: No, because of me. And if anyone's gonna die, it's gonna be me.

Sam: I'm sorry Rye, but I have to leave.

Riley: No!

Sam: Yes.

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INT ? HALLWAY ? LAINTAN UNIVERSITY ? DAY

It's the next day and Jill and Salomie are marching down the hallway, looking for Susan.

Jill: So, did you get Susan at science?

Salomie: No, so the first class she has today is with Professor Humphrey.

Jill: I'm in that one too!

Salomie: Yep.

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INT ? FOY LECTURE HALL ? LAINTAN UNIVERSITY ? DAY

Professor Humphrey is giving another lecture. Salomie isn't listening and she isn't watching John anymore, this time it's Susan.

Salomie: (Talking to herself) She's gonna die.

Jill is sitting next to her.

Jill: Shut up Salomie, he's gonna catch you.

Salomie: (Not paying attention to Jill) I'm gonna kill her, and she's gonna die.

Jill: Shut up.

Salomie then can't control her anger and she flips out. She stands up.

Salomie: (Yelling) Susan's gonna die!!!!

Salomie throws one of her books at Susan.

Salomie: Die!!!

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INT ? SALOMIE'S HOUSE ? DAY

Salomie is sitting on her bed. Her dad walks in.

Dad: Salomie.

Salomie: Go away.

Dad: Salomie, you are in trouble.

Salomie: Why?

Dad: Because you've been suspended for 5 days because you threw a book at another girl.

Salomie: So what?

Dad: You're grounded for a week as well.

Salomie: (Sarcastically) Thanks.

Dad: You better lose that attitude missy.

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INT ? RANDOM WAREHOUSE ? NIGHT

Calk and Dan are there. There are boxes everywhere.

Dan: Where is she? She's ten minutes late!

Calk: Patience, Dan.

Dan: Shouldn't we just go kill her?

Sam(OS): No.

You then see Sam standing in the doorway. She closes the door.

Sam: So, why'd you want me here?

Calk: For your answer.

Sam: You want an answer. I'll give you an answer. You are pretty threatening guys and the government and demons, just don't mix.

Calk takes out a gun.

Calk: I think I know your answer.

Sam: No. I think you don't. You think I'm going to say, no way son of a pregnant dog, right? Well, I'm not.

Sam walks closer to them.

Sam: You guys were pretty cool, till that day. You ruined it all. But I'm not just gonna die like this. It wouldn't be right. Don't you think? It's sad. To see someone like you, go to waste.

Calk: So, -

Sam: Don't interrupt. My life has sucked over the last few weeks. I've lost things. Gained things I didn't really want, but I still have one thing. My pride, my soul, my family. Not like, "Oh, you're my uncle" family but like, I love you family. I have a family, and that's more I can say for you. I won't let them go through this. I won't die this way.

Calk: So you're with us?

Calk has sorta lowered his gun by now.

Sam: I just said I wasn't gonna die this way. But I will die this way.

Sam punches Calk and then he drops the gun. He picks it back up and starts shooting but Sam jumps behind a few crates. Intank is sitting there.

Intank: Hey! So, did it work?

Sam: Well, I punched him before he shot me but now we have to stop him before he shoots us.

Intank: Well, good thing you took that cast off or you would be dead. No punching.

Sam punches Intank.

Sam: Yeah, good thing I got that cast off.

Sam runs out from behind the crates and is just barely missing bullets.

Sam: RYE!!! HELP!!!

Riley jumps out and kicks Dan in the face. Sam then grabs the gun and rips it out of his hand and throws it out the window.

Sam: Ha!

Calk then punches Sam.

Calk: Boys!

Vampires run in. About 6 or 7. Intank and Graham run out from behind crates.

Graham: Time to kill!

Graham takes out a stake and stakes two, he is then punched by one. Intank is punching one repeatedly until he finally rips its' head off. Then Riley does a roundhouse kick to Dan. He falls over and then kicks Riley while on the ground. Dan jumps up and then punches Riley. Dan then grabs hold of Riley's neck. When a vamp comes near, Riley grabs the vamp and flings him at Dan and Dan releases his grip on Riley. Calk is fighting Sam. Sam kicks Calk in the head and then takes a stake. He punches her and then pushes her into some crates. Sam then punches him twice and then slams him into some crates. He gets up with scratches all over him. Sam then throws the stake backwards so it hits Dan right in the heart. Dan falls over, dead. Riley looks shocked. Sam just looks angry and furious at Calk. She then throws him onto Dan's back. The stake is slowly going into.

Sam: Go to hell!

Sam pushes harder and the stake smashes through his bones. Sam looks shocked at the lifeless body and falls back, crying.

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EXT ? GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Pan out to reveal a gravestone that says "Macy Staumberfer 1949- 1999". We are focused on her gravestone just as a body is thrown into it, breaking the deceased's gravestone in half. We now see that the person who was thrown into the gravestone is Riley Finn. Above him, a green-haired, punk female vampire is hovering over him, ready for the kill.

Female Vampire: You will be an enjoyable meal.

Riley: Think so?

Riley kicks her in the face and makes the green haired vampire stagger back a little. Riley gets up and picks his axe up from the ground. It fell from his hands, when he was smashed into the gravestone. He holds it in a threatening manner.

Riley: Cause I'm kinda pissed off. Trust me; my blood probably is a little bitter, dear.

Female Vampire: That's no problem with me.

She does a round house kick in his face and he falls down again. This time he becomes unconscious.

Female Vampire: Oh, no fun if he's unconscious. I'll have to go find another yummy nummy treat.

She runs off in the direction of the park, to find a meal. Riley still lies unconscious.

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EXT - PARK BIKE PATH - NIGHT

An elderly woman, in her 60s or so, is walking with Peanut, her Terrier, at night in the park. They walk a little bit in peace, until Peanut starts barking like crazy.

Elderly Woman: Peanut?! Peanut, what's wrong dear?

Peanut continues to bark like crazy. She won't stop barking.

Elderly Woman: Peanut?! Now come on, what's the matter? What's the matter dear? Peanut?!...

Peanut unrepentantly takes off and continues on the park bike path. Her collar dangling along the side of her little dog body as she runs like hell. The elderly woman is in shock. She cannot believe what just happened. She pursues after her beloved dog, as best as she can in her old age.

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EXT ? GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Riley awakes from his unconscious state. He looks around, dazed and confused a bit. He then remembers about the female, green-haired vamp and he picks up his axe and runs off.

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EXT ? PARK BIKE PATH - NIGHT

The elderly woman continues down the bike path, but no sign of Peanut at all. She grows very worried.

Elderly Woman: Peanut?! Peanut?! Oh dear, Peanut, please do stop playing games! I wanna go home now!

Suddenly, the dog's barking is heard. Loud, very petrified barking. However, the barks turn into whimpers and then a dead silence. The elderly woman's face goes dead white, as fear takes over her.

Elderly Woman: Peanut?! Oh, God, Peanut?!

The old woman rounds a couple corners in the bike path, and looks down at the absolutely disgusting mess that is Peanut. Bite marks at her neck, and blood everywhere on the path. The elderly woman screams.

Elderly Woman: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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EXT ? GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

Riley has heard the scream, and is running like hell in the direction of the Park Bike Path. He runs and runs and runs and runs until suddenly someone wearing a black leather jacket runs into him. It is Intank.

Intank: Hi Riley.

Riley: Intank, God d**n it! What the hell are you doing?!

Intank: I wanted to scare you Finn.

Riley: Well, I don't have time for your games, Intank. Someone is in trouble. I heard a scream coming from the park!

Intank: Oh that?! That was nothing. Just some kids fooling around on the bike path.

Riley: Are you sure?

Intank: Absolutely positive.

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EXT ? PARK BIKE PATH - NIGHT

The elderly woman is in hysterics.

Elderly Woman: Oh, peanut! Oh, peanut! What did this to you?! Oh no!!! God, Peanut!!!!! Who did this to you?!

She sobs. She backs up and staggers backward. She staggers into the green haired, female vampire.

Female Vampire: I killed her Grandma!

The elderly woman turns around and lets out a bloodcurdling scream.

Elderly Woman: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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EXT ? GRAVEYARD - NIGHT

We hear the scream again through Riley and Intank's ears. It sounds distant, but yet still close by.

Riley: You liar!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That doesn't sound like fooling around to me!!

Riley runs off in the direction of the scream. He leaves Intank all to his lonesome.

Intank: Riley!!!!!!! Riley!!!! I didn't know!! Wait Riley!!! Wait up!!!!

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EXT ? PARK BIKE PATH - NIGHT

Elderly Woman: Aghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The female vampire turns her around, and clasps a hand over her neck.

Female Vampire: Hope you taste better than your dog.

She bites her hard on the neck. Moaning is heard from underneath, the vampire's hands.

Riley is running like hell. He is already on the bike path, but he is still a little ways. He runs out of frame, we are staring at the empty bike path for a few seconds, until Intank runs by like lightning.

The female vampire is chowing down and draining the poor woman. She sucks for almost like 20 seconds on the screen, until she drops the dead, lifeless elderly woman on the bike path. An axe is plunged into her neck, decapitating her. She explodes into ashes. As she does, Riley becomes visible. He killed her.

Riley: Bye, bye pregnant dog.

He then sees, the elderly woman's body and goes and kneels down to her and checks her neck for a pulse. Nothing. She's dead.
Intank shows up to the scene. He looks confused and a little bothered.

Riley: She's dead.

Intank gazes around and sees the remains of Peanut.

Intank: And her little dog too.

Riley: Are you kidding me? This is serious. A woman died because of us!

Intank: Riley, there was nothing we could do!

Riley: Yes there was! If you didn't run into me and disregard the scream that I heard none of this would have happened!

Intank: Don't you dare blame this on me!

Riley gets up and punches Intank hard in the face.

Riley: No!!!! Don't talk! You're a jinx!!! You're nothing but a jinx!! Graham was wrong about you, I gave you a try, and I should never have! You're the reason for this woman's death!

He punches Intank hard on the face again.

Riley: I hate you! I hate everything about you! If I ever see you near Sam and Graham, people who I love, I'll kill you myself!!!!!!

He punches Intank even harder than the previous times, and runs off. We see Intank who is bruised, and greatly hurt both physically and emotionally. A tear rolls down his cheek.

PAN TO: the remains of Peanut and the elderly woman. A dead still view of them.

Song: Ironic by Alanis Morissette.

An old man turned ninety-eight
He won the lottery and died the next day
It's a black fly in your Chardonnay
It's a death row pardon two minutes too late
Isn't it ironic ... don't you think

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EXT ? PARK BIKE PATH ? NIGHT

Riley is running as fast as he can on the bike path.

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

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INT ? RILEY'S HOUSE ? RILEY'S BEDROOM - NIGHT

Sam is crying on her bed. Being extremely sad at what she has done.

Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly
He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids good-bye
He waited his whole d**n life to take that flight
And as the plane crashed down he thought
'Well isn't this nice...'
And isn't it ironic ... don't you think

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EXT ? PARK BIKE PATH - NIGHT

Riley is running like hell through the bike path, not caring where he's going just running.

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

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EXT ? PARK BIKE PATH - NIGHT

You see Intank's hurt face. Another tear falls down his other cheek as he just sinks against the tree to the ground.

Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
When you think everything's okay and everything's going right
And life has a funny way of helping you out when
You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up
In your face

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INT ? SALOMIE'S HOUSE ? SALOMIE'S ROOM - NIGHT

Salomie is trying to write something in her diary, but she just can't. Frustrated, she closes it, puts it on her nightstand, and turns her lamp light off. Blackness. She then buries her face in her pillow.

It's a traffic jam when you're already late
It's a no-smoking sign on your cigarette break
It's like ten thousand sthingys when all you need is a knife
It's meeting the man of my dreams
And then meeting his beautiful wife
And isn't it ironic... don't you think
A little too ironic... and yeah I really do think...

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EXT ? PARK BIKE PATH - NIGHT

Riley is running like hell, still, aimlessly, not caring where he's running.

It's like rain on your wedding day
It's a free ride when you've already paid
It's the good advice that you just didn't take
Who would've thought ... it figures

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INT ? THE GOLD - NIGHT

The place is empty and vacant. You see Intank's Cell phone on the counter of the bar.

ZOOM IN: On the cell phone. On the screen, 1 missed call flashes.

Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you
Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out

FADE OUT

END EPISODE

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