My Son's Sixth Birthday Party

"I knew we didn't need a big ****ing party!"

"All mothers plan birthday parties for their children, I'm no exception."

"Then why the hell is the boy weepin'?"

"The clown scared him?"

"You got a clown? How much did you spend on this?"

"Mrs. Lawrence prepared a cowboy themed party for her son. Mothers won't stop talking about it. I didn't want to lose face."

"But it was okay to lose my money?"

She took some plates, ignoring Tony's angry yelling, and walked past her sniffling son to the kitchen. The guests enjoyed the party. That was all that mattered.