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"Say it after me. I'm powerful, and I'm beautiful, and I don't need you to complete me."
The girl standing in front of Harmony shook her head. "I can't. I NEED him."
"Nuh uh!" Harmony put her hands on her hips and shook out her long blonde hair. "If I can reclaim my power from my Blondiebear?I mean, from that slayer-loving freak?you can get over Eddie or whatever he's called. You'll meet someone better. Like, after I broke up with Spike, I met Hamilton. He was WAY richer than Spike. Though I think he might be in hell now," she added, thoughtfully. "But, whatever. My point is, Edmund is lame and you are a powerful, beautiful vampire woman."
The girl started bawling. "But he's so beautiful. So perfect! The father of my baybeeee!"
Harmony was getting annoyed, but as a role model, she had to stay strong and calm. "Listen, Bella. Vampire to vampire. That boy is no good for you. If he was so amazing, he wouldn't have run off with a werewolf and left you."
"He didn't run off," the young vampire girl sniffed. "He just took a second wife. Apparently vampires are allowed to do that?" She looked up at Harmony, hopefully.
Now Harmony was pissed. "Oh! My! God! He told you that and you believed him?" Harmony shook her head. "That is so pathetic."
"I thought you were supposed to be helping me empower myself?" sniffed Bella.
Harmony rolled her eyes and reached inside her jacket. "There is no way I'm letting you walk around being that lame," she said, and plunged the stake into Bella's chest. Bella's eyes widened in surprise. "I can't have people knowing that someone took my Empowering Your Inner Demon Course and was still so much of a total loser," she explained, as the vampire turned to dust.
Harmony brushed the remnants of Bella off her hands. Still, she thought?if this Ed guy really is that hot, maybe I should take him for a ride? And if he's super, super hot?Maybe I'll even be able to convince Charlize Theron to join us?
The girl standing in front of Harmony shook her head. "I can't. I NEED him."
"Nuh uh!" Harmony put her hands on her hips and shook out her long blonde hair. "If I can reclaim my power from my Blondiebear?I mean, from that slayer-loving freak?you can get over Eddie or whatever he's called. You'll meet someone better. Like, after I broke up with Spike, I met Hamilton. He was WAY richer than Spike. Though I think he might be in hell now," she added, thoughtfully. "But, whatever. My point is, Edmund is lame and you are a powerful, beautiful vampire woman."
The girl started bawling. "But he's so beautiful. So perfect! The father of my baybeeee!"
Harmony was getting annoyed, but as a role model, she had to stay strong and calm. "Listen, Bella. Vampire to vampire. That boy is no good for you. If he was so amazing, he wouldn't have run off with a werewolf and left you."
"He didn't run off," the young vampire girl sniffed. "He just took a second wife. Apparently vampires are allowed to do that?" She looked up at Harmony, hopefully.
Now Harmony was pissed. "Oh! My! God! He told you that and you believed him?" Harmony shook her head. "That is so pathetic."
"I thought you were supposed to be helping me empower myself?" sniffed Bella.
Harmony rolled her eyes and reached inside her jacket. "There is no way I'm letting you walk around being that lame," she said, and plunged the stake into Bella's chest. Bella's eyes widened in surprise. "I can't have people knowing that someone took my Empowering Your Inner Demon Course and was still so much of a total loser," she explained, as the vampire turned to dust.
Harmony brushed the remnants of Bella off her hands. Still, she thought?if this Ed guy really is that hot, maybe I should take him for a ride? And if he's super, super hot?Maybe I'll even be able to convince Charlize Theron to join us?
