Andrew and Jonathan both whimper like girls under the none-so-gentle ministrations of a very reluctant Nurse Harmony ? the only one not injured ? as she tries very clumsily to clean and dress some of their wounds with the absolute opposite of a bedside manner.
ANDREW (louder and whinier than strictly necessary): "Owww!"
HARMONY: "Look, do you want me to do this or not? It wasn't my idea, you know. You should be grateful I'm generous enough to help."
ANDREW (sulky): "I'd be more grateful if you were generous enough to be gentle. It stings. Ow!"
HARMONY (contemptuous): "Such a baby."
Pan away to the other side of the room, where, still dripping blood from their own untreated injuries, Giles and Larry drag Wolf-Oz back into the cage ? rather pointlessly, since there isn't a door any more. The werewolf is a mess, considerably more so than the rest of them having fought tooth and claw with the demon, bleeding from numerous wounds all over his body.
LARRY (stating the blindingly obvious): "He's gonna need patching up when he's awake and approachable."
GILES: "Yes."
(He takes his glasses off ? one lens is cracked ? and wipes blood out of his eye from a gash across his forehead)
"Patching up is something we could all use a little of right now."
Larry grimaces and pulls at his torn shirt, which is sticking to a deep and bloody laceration across his chest.
LARRY: "Sounds more than good to me."
(He glances across at Harmony's ministrations of the other two and grimaces again)
"But not by her ? okay?"
Giles also glances at Harmony, and gives a tiny involuntary shudder.
GILES: "Agreed."
He crouches to check on the unrestrained werewolf at their feet again, thoughtful.
"We can't leave him like this till morning ? we'll need to do something to stop the bleeding. But we, ah, we won't be able to do much more than that until he, uh, turns back."
LARRY (leaning against the wall, tired): "All that fur gets in the way, huh."
GILES (thoughtful): "Quite. We'll also need to find some way of restraining him before he wakes again. A-and we'll have to stand a guard until morning, to be on the safe side. He may need to be tranquillised again if he seems likely to break loose once more, although I'd like to avoid administering a second sedative if at all possible."
LARRY (sighing): "Because it had to break the cage door. Again, just when we really need the lock. What the hell was that thing, anyway?"
Giles looks over to the dead demon, puzzled and concerned.
GILES: "I wish I knew."
[School corridor, following morning]
An entirely random, and clearly very hardy school cleaner wheels a trolley along the hallway. She uses the trolley to push the double doors of the library open, and enters.
[Library, morning]
Inside the library, the cleaner stops dead in amazement.
Pan around the library to show that?the worst of the damage ? and blood ? has been cleared up. Most importantly, the dead demon has been removed, presumably disposed of in the school incinerator. But the room is still a mess, with broken or damaged furniture all around, books scattered every which way. And also sleeping bodies all around. So much for standing guard.
Andrew and Jonathan are sleeping contentedly on a table, top and tailed with their feet in each other's faces. Jonathan has rolled into the centre, pushing Andrew right to the edge. Larry is snoring heavily on the floor, Harmony lying at right angles to him using his stomach as a pillow ? which he'd never allow if he knew ? and twitching a little in her sleep. Possibly reliving the terror of last night in her dreams. And Giles is asleep bolt upright in a straight-backed chair, tranquilliser gun across his lap, facing the door-less book cage. All of their clothing is torn and bloody still, with bandages and band-aids visible in places.
Incredulous, and slightly appalled, the cleaner glances into the cage, perhaps wondering where the door has gone?only to find a naked Oz, bound hand and foot in chains, lying unconscious on the floor inside. Cleaned but un-bandaged demon-inflicted wounds are very clearly visible on his naked body and a few are still bleeding sluggishly. She screams very loudly.
Everyone wakes up with a start, and Andrew falls off the table, as the cleaner run screaming from the room, leaving her trolley behind. Larry and Harmony sit bolt upright, and gape at each other in disgust.
Giles stares worriedly ? albeit still a trifle fuzzily ? after the cleaner, and then glances up at the clock.
GILES: "Good Lord, is that the time?"
JONATHAN (getting up): "Is it late?"
He looks at the clock.
"Oh. It's late."
Larry rather stiffly stands up, grimacing as his numerous cuts and bruises protest the movement.
LARRY: "I guess we all kinda?slept."
He goes over to Giles and glances into the cage at Oz, frowns slightly.
"Doesn't he usually wake up at, like, sunrise?"
GILES (going into the cage): "Usually. But the last sedative had to be administered rather later than I'd have liked ? it wouldn't have had time to clear his system before he turned back, and it was rather a, a hefty dose for a human. I imagine he'll sleep for a while yet."
He kneels to check on Oz, as Jonathan and Harmony come over to peer in at the seemingly lifeless form.
HARMONY (turning away quickly from the nakedness and blood): "Ew."
JONATHAN (wrinkling his nose): "Is he okay? He's kinda?still."
Giles starts to remove the chains from Oz's hands and feet.
GILES (reassuring): "Oh, yes. Yes, he'll be fine. Sore, but fine."
LARRY: "Aren't we all?"
GILES: "And we can dress these wounds now that he's, uh, human once more."
JONATHAN: "But what about the, uh?"
He nods toward the door and the trolley that the cleaner left behind, still concerned about her reaction.
LARRY (calm): "She'll repress."
He goes over to the counter and picks up the first aid box.
ANDREW (disbelieving) "You reckon?"
LARRY (matter-of-fact): "They always do."
He takes the first aid box over to the cage.
GILES: "Yes. Remarkable though it may seem."
(He takes the first aid box from Larry, opens it, peers inside)
"And now, ah, I'd say some, uh, breakfast was in order, wouldn't you?"
ANDREW (closing his eyes dreamily): "Ah. Food."
LARRY: "Breakfast right now would have to be your best idea all week. Donuts?"
He peers around until he spots Giles' jacket and casually helps himself to the wallet, then hands the jacket to Giles, who drapes it over the sleeping Oz and continues to rummage through the first aid box, assembling everything he needs.
GILES (not looking up): "Jelly for me."
JONATHAN: "We get donuts?"
ANDREW: "Of course we get donuts. Why wouldn't we get donuts? We're, like, heroes now!"
Larry rolls his eyes, but doesn't argue.
LARRY (grudging): "You did good."
Andrew nudges Jonathan, very excited.
ANDREW (grinning): "Hear that? We did good."
Jonathan smiles, quietly pleased.
HARMONY (sitting on the table, beaming from ear to ear): "I know. Even I helped, so you can't say mean things about me any more."
Larry shakes his head bemusedly, but looks amused, the anger he's been carrying around for so long lifted somewhat by the infectious enthusiasm of the new recruits, and perhaps also by the adrenaline rush of the unexpected but successful battle last night. The newcomers to the group might not have been welcomed with open arms and, in Harmony's case, might be rather reluctant still, but there's not much doubt about it after that battle the night before ? they're all very much on the same team now. Fully adopted into the White Hat fold.
He heads out in search of donuts.
[Library, later that morning]
A very out of focus shot?
HARMONY (voice over, way too bright and bubbly): "Good morning, sleepy head."
Camera slowly comes into focus on a shot of the library from on the ground, sideways on. Then pans around, turning the right way up, to show Oz slowly waking on the floor inside the cage, stiff and sore. Still naked, with a blanket now covering him, wounds neatly dressed. The look in his eyes is troubled, anxious. Waking up injured and not knowing how it happened is not a pleasant sensation.
Out in the library proper, Giles and Larry are sat at the table surrounded by books, but surreptitiously watching Oz as he wakes. Harmony is with them, re-doing her nails, but Andrew and Jonathan aren't there ? in class, perhaps.
LARRY (concern hidden behind an offhand manner): "You all right?"
Oz manages to sit up, wincing, and looks down at himself.
OZ: "Apparently not. I miss something?"
HARMONY (blithely, still working on her nails): "You missed a lot. Even though you had, like, a ringside seat, with hands on audience participation, and everything."
(Thinks, wrinkling her nose)
"That must suck."
Oz shifts again, uncomfortable.
OZ (under his breath): "Just a bit."
LARRY: "Someone out there really hates us. That's about as much as we've worked out so far."
(Picking up some clothing, he takes it over to Oz and helps him to his feet.)
"Need a hand?"
Oz shakes his head, taking the clothes with one hand and hanging onto the blanket to preserve his modesty with the other.
OZ: "No. Thanks."
With a nod, Larry leaves him to it and returns to the study table.
OZ (off screen): "So, what happened?"
Courteously enough, the others answer this question without turning to look at him, since he's dressing, even the tactless Harmony keeping her eyes averted. She's probably seen enough already.
GILES: "An attack. On the library ? last night shortly before patrol."
LARRY: "The patrol that didn't happen, as it turns out."
GILES: "Yes, quite. We were, uh, rather sidetracked by a visit from a particularly vicious and destructive demon."
LARRY: "Quite a party."
GILES: "And according to these files,"
(He indicates the books open before him)
"Although this particular demon takes great pleasure in maiming and killing, it generally only does so for a price."
LARRY (in case the point was missed there): "Hired assassin. Like I said ? someone out there really hates us."
Now clothed, Oz limps out of the cage and joins them at the table.
OZ: "So. Payback's started early, then."
GILES (grim): "Apparently so."
[The Bronze, day]
Close on Darla, frustrated.
DARLA: "You know that your 'cold-blooded killer' of an assassin failed, right?"
Pan back to show that she is talking to the Master, who is not in the best of moods. Certainly not in the mood for Darla's impertinence.
MASTER (curt): "Well, then ? let us be glad that we had the foresight not to pay the creature up front."
DARLA: "There's a lesson to be learned here. If you want a job done properly ? do the killing yourself. That way, you have both the pleasure of getting the job done, and the satisfaction of knowing that it's done."
MASTER (irritable and dismissive): "The matter really isn't important."
DARLA: "Isn't important? I thought we had agreed that it was time to put down those ridiculous, do-gooding White Hats, once and for all, before they could cause us any more aggravation."
MASTER: "The would-be Watcher and his merry band of White Hats really are quite insignificant in the grander scheme of things, my dear. A minor irritation."
DARLA: "That's not what you were saying a few days ago."
MASTER: "I have far more important things on my mind. My machine being just one."
DARLA (rolling her eyes): "Had you considered, perhaps, that the factory scheme might best be abandoned now? That was yesterday's design. Surely we could come up with something more ?"
MASTER (interrupting, annoyed and very firm): "The machine will be rebuilt. Its like shall be the future for our kind, and ?"
LUKE (off screen, his turn to interrupt): "Master."
The Master frowns, unhappy at being interrupted, and turns to see Luke striding into the room.
MASTER: "Luke. You have news?"
LUKE: "Yes. There have been stirrings in Mayor Wilkins' camp. Questions are being asked."
MASTER (glowering): "He will have learned by now of your return, empty-handed."
DARLA (mutters): "And whose fault was that?"
Luke scowls at her.
MASTER: "We cannot afford to lose the Mayor's favour."
DARLA: "Why? He's just one man ?"
MASTER: "Don't underestimate him."
(Thoughtful)
"No. I may not know exactly who or what he is, but I do know that Mayor Wilkins is far more than merely a man ? and that, should he choose, he could make life extremely difficult for us. No. For now, at least, we must do what it takes to keep him on side."
(Glares at them both)
"And your failure this week will not make that any easier."
DARLA: "And the White Hats?"
MASTER: "Their time will come. Rest assured of that."
[Time goes by, one day at a time?]
[School Hall, day]
On stage, a school principal that is neither Flutie nor Snyder reads out the names of the deceased or merely vanished in the dull monotone of one who has performed this morbid duty on a regular basis over a too long period of time.
Pan out to show how sparsely populated the school is, the hall little more than half full. The White Hats are scattered among other students; Giles leans against a wall at the back of the hall. Taking his glasses off, he closes his eyes and sighs when the principal comes to Nancy and Cordelia's names.
[Library, day]
Giles sits at the central table, studying one of his dusty old tomes?
Pan across to see Oz showing Harmony how to work a crossbow. She might have fluked a direct hit on a moving werewolf with the tranquilliser gun in a crisis, but this she really isn't getting. She aims at a target, pinned to the wall?but her finger slips from the trigger as she squeezes it, and the bolt drops to the floor.
HARMONY: "Oh, damn! I broke a nail."
While she fusses over her fingers, Oz calmly picks up the bolt, and re-loads the crossbow so she can try again.
Continue panning across to show Larry working very hard trying to train Andrew and Jonathan still. But he actually seems a little bit pleased with their progress, as Jonathan manages to toss Andrew.
LARRY (satisfied that he's getting somewhere at last): "That's more like it."
[City Hall, night]
By cover of night, Luke delivers a mysterious package to the Mayor's assistant, bows deep, and then sweeps away into the dark.
Epilogue
[On the streets of Sunnydale, late evening]
Team White Hat is out on patrol.
All three new recruits are much more sure of what they are meant to be doing, and yet tonight's big rescue is not going all that well.
What should have been a simple rescue has turned sour when the lone vampire attacking a random and clueless passer by turned out to have backup just nearby. Several more vampires now menace the team in a tense standoff, surrounding the van. The team stand their ground, weapons in hand, holding the vampires at bay but anticipating the coming strike at any moment. They're going to have to fight their way out of this?
And then, striking as swift and silent as lightning, one of the vampires drops, dusts.
A long, frozen pause as no one is quite sure what just happened?
Then a stranger launches herself into the fray, kicking and back flipping, and dusting vamps with brisk efficiency. The bemused White Hats make themselves useful when necessary, tripping the odd vampire back into her path if it looks likely to escape?but on the whole she doesn't seem to need much help. They stand and gawp, dumbstruck. Help ? especially super-powered help ? is not something they've ever really experienced.
In no time at all the vampires are gone, and the stranger stands before them, straight-backed, arms folded across her chest, head held high. She is young, tall and athletic, with dark eyes, coffee-coloured skin, and long brown curls pulled back into a tight ponytail, her expression just a tad supercilious.
A moment of absolute silence, absolute stillness. She stares at them; they stare at her. At last Giles breaks the impasse, taking a step forward and holding out a hand.
GILES: "Y-yes, well, uh ? congratulations. And, ah ? many thanks. M-my name is Giles, Rupert Giles?and I believe you must be ?"
STRANGER: "I am Kendra. The Vampire Slayer."
~end~
? J. Browning, September 2005
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