This is why Angel didn't give Buffy CPR

[Illyrian]

K9 The mechanical/computerised dog courtesy of Dr. Who
Giles, Angel, Xander, Jenny from Buffy TVS.

"The Master will rise," said Giles.
"Yes master," replied K9.
"Shut up K9," said Giles, "it says here the slayer will die."

"Then you are reading it wrong," said Angel.
"This cannot be read wrong, everything it says will come true."
"It has got to be wrong Giles," said Angel.

"It says it here in black and white."
"Then don't say it," said Angel.
"Listen!, the Master will rise," declared Giles.

"Yes master," replied K9.
"Shut up K9," said Angel.
"And he will kill the slayer," said Giles.

"Excuse me Giles, but where will the master rise?" asked Jenny.
"Yes master," replied K9.
"Shut up K9," said Jenny.

"He will rise in the Hellmouth," said Giles.
"So where is the Hellmouth?" asked Jenny.
"Oh, yes, where is it?"

"Below us master," said K9.
"How do you know it's below us?" asked Jenny.
"I can hear the drips....ooooh!"

"ANGEL! don't give her CPR!"