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Okay not sure where to post this. Mods if you think it's better elsewhere please do your magic. Basically it's a feeble attempt at a Mighty Boosh type Crimp based on the events of season 8.
Anyway...
Hassle in the Castle
Eight. Great. Try not to be late
Cue up in the comic shop on delivery date
Get it home to read it. Don’t get in a state
Do it answer questions; do we have to wait?
Xan the man, one with the plan
Getting Drac onside heading to Japan
Dawn grown so tall she scared an airman
Vampires getting hungry like Duran Duran
Buffy right
Buffy wrong
Buffy right
Buffy wrong
Time to sing a new song
Slayer, flayer, who is the betrayer
What is Satsu gonna do if Buffy gets no gayer?
Is the bad guy really Riley, is it Mr Mayor?
Will Joss answer questions; or will he just delay... yer?
Dawn and Ripper, ooh what a gripper, on a shipper tip-ah.
Draccy-Slashy, Draccy slashy, Scythe go boooom!
Anyway...
Hassle in the Castle
Eight. Great. Try not to be late
Cue up in the comic shop on delivery date
Get it home to read it. Don’t get in a state
Do it answer questions; do we have to wait?
Xan the man, one with the plan
Getting Drac onside heading to Japan
Dawn grown so tall she scared an airman
Vampires getting hungry like Duran Duran
Buffy right
Buffy wrong
Buffy right
Buffy wrong
Time to sing a new song
Slayer, flayer, who is the betrayer
What is Satsu gonna do if Buffy gets no gayer?
Is the bad guy really Riley, is it Mr Mayor?
Will Joss answer questions; or will he just delay... yer?
Dawn and Ripper, ooh what a gripper, on a shipper tip-ah.
Draccy-Slashy, Draccy slashy, Scythe go boooom!