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(set in season 2 of Angel, though it doesn't matter too much...)
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hey there!
How's your first seat going? How's things in England? Did you see the football the other day? I've realised that now I'm away from home, I don't really care, but habit means I feel I should still ask!
Oh and, obviously, miss you and the girls!
It was my first day yesterday. I didn't get a second to get on email, and it was all a bit overwhelming. I still can't quite work out why they chose to take me on to be honest?I mean, I know I specialised in construction and they said they were short of construction lawyers, but you'd think they could get a US trainee, right? But, it's a very prestigious firm and it's v cool to be in LA, so perhaps I shouldn't worry about it too much.
My supervisor's called Lilah. She's a bit scary, but she seems to really know her shit, and everyone respects her, so she's probably a good person to get put with. She's been nicer to me than most people, too. And, as bosses go, she's pretty cool?she's going to take me to do karaoke! It'll be JUST like Ally McBeal. Well, except without the being really thin part.
Cxxx
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hey hun!
Great to hear from you. Jolly jealous of your glam LA location. England remains rainy. DWS has taken us out to dinner a bit, but no karaoke. Tell all! Plus, how's the hottie situation? Men here all public school wankers. Disappointing.
Oh, and did I say, ran into Charlie "the knob" Cunningham from college. Turns out he's in the office next to mine. Can I come and join you in LA pls??
Xxx Als
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
So, Karaoke was WEIRD. It was this fancy dress place, with this compere guy who was dressed up as god knows what?green face, red horns?maybe Satan on St Patrick's Day? Anyway, Lilah got me up to sing (after MANY nice cocktails, all on the company?loving their work!). I did "Like a Virgin". Obv. My double bluff song?cause, no one would think I was one
Is it bad being a virgin at 24? Hmm?must do something about that if I can find some hotties. There are some around, but haven't had time to track them down to their lairs!
Anyway, after I did the song, the green dude came over to our table looking really freaked out. He said I should quit my job and run!!
Lilah gave him a really dirty look, but at the same time she was interested in what he had to say. The guy ? he said his name was Lorne ? took me to one side and said that my future held blood and pentagrams and what sounded like some really kinky bondage.
At least, that's what I think he said. I must have been PROPERLY pissed! No more cocktails!!
Well, maybe a few small ones. Some guy called Lindsey, one of the proper lawyers, said he'd like to take me and some of the other interns for drinks.
Xxx
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Dude!!! Guess who got laid last night?? With Lindsey! **** me that man is hot. And good. Mmmm?.
But now panicking that it's not a good idea to sleep with senior type lawyers?
X
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Oh my! Keep me posted!! Running to conference call now. More details!
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Crap. Lilah just came in. Apparently she found out about Lindsey (not sure how). Am fired.
Bugger.
Bugger.
What will I tell parents? This is WORST thing ever!!
Cxx
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hi,
We need a new victim for the Solistice. Planned prospect proved unclean. Make sure you make the proper apologies. Or the Senior Partners will flay you and make you eat your own liver. And your mother's. This being clearly your responsibility.
Lilah
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
You little rat. You knew I had her earmarked. I'm going to get you one day.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Anything to screw with you Lilah, you know that.
Lindsey xx
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hi,
Remember that hex I ordered for the Prentiss case? I want you to reroute it to Lindsey McDonald's office. I'll pay for it personally.
Make sure you add extra genital burning sensations.
Thanks,
Lilah
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hey there!
How's your first seat going? How's things in England? Did you see the football the other day? I've realised that now I'm away from home, I don't really care, but habit means I feel I should still ask!
Oh and, obviously, miss you and the girls!
It was my first day yesterday. I didn't get a second to get on email, and it was all a bit overwhelming. I still can't quite work out why they chose to take me on to be honest?I mean, I know I specialised in construction and they said they were short of construction lawyers, but you'd think they could get a US trainee, right? But, it's a very prestigious firm and it's v cool to be in LA, so perhaps I shouldn't worry about it too much.
My supervisor's called Lilah. She's a bit scary, but she seems to really know her shit, and everyone respects her, so she's probably a good person to get put with. She's been nicer to me than most people, too. And, as bosses go, she's pretty cool?she's going to take me to do karaoke! It'll be JUST like Ally McBeal. Well, except without the being really thin part.
Cxxx
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hey hun!
Great to hear from you. Jolly jealous of your glam LA location. England remains rainy. DWS has taken us out to dinner a bit, but no karaoke. Tell all! Plus, how's the hottie situation? Men here all public school wankers. Disappointing.
Oh, and did I say, ran into Charlie "the knob" Cunningham from college. Turns out he's in the office next to mine. Can I come and join you in LA pls??
Xxx Als
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
So, Karaoke was WEIRD. It was this fancy dress place, with this compere guy who was dressed up as god knows what?green face, red horns?maybe Satan on St Patrick's Day? Anyway, Lilah got me up to sing (after MANY nice cocktails, all on the company?loving their work!). I did "Like a Virgin". Obv. My double bluff song?cause, no one would think I was one
Is it bad being a virgin at 24? Hmm?must do something about that if I can find some hotties. There are some around, but haven't had time to track them down to their lairs!
Anyway, after I did the song, the green dude came over to our table looking really freaked out. He said I should quit my job and run!!
Lilah gave him a really dirty look, but at the same time she was interested in what he had to say. The guy ? he said his name was Lorne ? took me to one side and said that my future held blood and pentagrams and what sounded like some really kinky bondage.
At least, that's what I think he said. I must have been PROPERLY pissed! No more cocktails!!
Well, maybe a few small ones. Some guy called Lindsey, one of the proper lawyers, said he'd like to take me and some of the other interns for drinks.
Xxx
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Dude!!! Guess who got laid last night?? With Lindsey! **** me that man is hot. And good. Mmmm?.
But now panicking that it's not a good idea to sleep with senior type lawyers?
X
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Oh my! Keep me posted!! Running to conference call now. More details!
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Crap. Lilah just came in. Apparently she found out about Lindsey (not sure how). Am fired.
Bugger.
Bugger.
What will I tell parents? This is WORST thing ever!!
Cxx
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hi,
We need a new victim for the Solistice. Planned prospect proved unclean. Make sure you make the proper apologies. Or the Senior Partners will flay you and make you eat your own liver. And your mother's. This being clearly your responsibility.
Lilah
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
You little rat. You knew I had her earmarked. I'm going to get you one day.
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Anything to screw with you Lilah, you know that.
Lindsey xx
From: [email protected]
To: [email protected]
Hi,
Remember that hex I ordered for the Prentiss case? I want you to reroute it to Lindsey McDonald's office. I'll pay for it personally.
Make sure you add extra genital burning sensations.
Thanks,
Lilah
