Angel quotes

[Sacred Knight]

I liked the Buffy version of this thread so much I thought Angel deserved one. I'll get started with a few of my favorites. I just got finished watching season 5 again so those are fresh in my mind at the moment.

Origins

Sahjahn: You know, I've had a long time to plan for this moment. I figured you'd be a lot more... intimidating.
Conner: Yeah. Well... I figured I was going to Tony Roma's with my folks tonight, but... I'm here. Learn to cope.

Smile Time

Spike: You're a wee little puppet man!!

Angel: Lorne..
Lorne: My little prince! What'd they do to you?
Angel: Nina...tried to eat me.
Lorne: Medic! You're gonna make it Angel, just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Gepetto in the house?!

Not Fade Away

Angel: I want you, Lindsey. ....I'm thinking about rephrasing that.
Lindsey: ...Yeah I think I'd be more comfortable if you did.

Illyria: Wesley. This wound is mortal.
Wesley: Aren't we all? It was good...that you came.
Illyria: I killed all mine, and I was...
Wesley: Concerned?
Illyria: I think so. But I can't help, you'll be dead within moments.
Wesley: I know.
Illyria: Would you like me to lie to you now?
Wesley: ...Yes. Thank you, yes. ...Hello there.
Fred: Oh Wesley, my Wesley.
Wesley: Fred. I've missed you.
Fred: It's gonna be okay. It won't hurt much longer, then you'll be where I am. We'll be together.
Wesley: I....love you.
Fred: I love you. My love. Oh my love.

Angel: Go home. Now.
Connor: They'll destroy you.
Angel: As long as you're okay, they can't.

[LaJaula]

Oooh, fun. I'm in a Lilah mood right now, so these will all be quotes about her.

From "A New World":
Lilah: Now, I can't remember - who is in the center mouth? Wh-what was his name? The one person in all of human history deemed the greatest sinner? Who is it?
Wesley: Judas Iscariot.
Lilah: Right! The worst spot in hell is reserved for those who betray. So don't pretend you're too good to work for us.

From "Tomorrow:
Lilah: Mind if I join you?
Wesley: On many levels and with great intensity.

Lilah: Don't go making more of this than it is. I'm not one of the doe-y eyed girls of Angel Investigations. Don't be thinking about me when I'm gone.
Wesley: I wasn't thinking about you when you were here.

From "Ground State":
Lilah: Look, Angel, I know you've been out of loop for a while, but I'm still evil. I don't do errands unless they're... evil errands.

From "Slouching Toward Bethlehem":
Wesley: So Angel knows about our relationship. Big deal.
Lilah: A dollar, you owe me a dollar!
Wesley: Oh, damn!
Lilah: You called this a 'relationship'. You lost the bet. You said it first.

Lilah: If I'd thought you'd ever trust me, I would've never played you like that.

From "Supersymmetry":
Lilah: You know, Angel, coming from you, idle threats are so...well, idle.
Angel: You remember when I ripped your car in half?
Lilah: Yeah, yeah, hulk smash.

From "Apocalypse Nowish":
Wesley: Lilah.
Lilah (pretending to be Fred): Oh, forget about that evil witch. Let's talk about me. I'm good and pure and science turns me on, and - and one day if I pray hard enough and eat all my vegetables, I just might just have hips.

[Spillow]

SPIKE: Hey! Fred! Did ya hear? Angel attacked the old mail guy.
ANGEL: What?!
FRED: Not Number 5?

WESLEY: What happened to your head?
CORDELIA: Excuse me?
WESLEY: Your hair. It's.. new. It's great. When did this happen?
CORDELIA: Ten days ago.

DOYLE: Angel Investigations. We hope you're helpless!

[Cinderela]

How fun! I'm in a Cordy loving mood right now, so here's some of my favs!

CORDELIA: I'm not a sniveling whiny little Cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one.

CORDELIA: I think it, I say it. That's my way.

CORDELIA: I'm Cordelia, I don't think, I know.

CORDELIA: I can do that anywhere. Are you gonna invite me in? Oh, wait. I'm not a vampire.

(Cordy walks in past Lilah.)

LILAH: Please, come on in.

CORDELIA: I want you to tell me about Billy. Everything you *didn't* tell Angel. I want you to help me stop him.

LILAH: And what makes you think I'm gonna do that?

CORDELIA: Well, there's your face - for starters.

LILAH: I know the risks of my job and I accept them.

CORDELIA: Then why where you crying five minutes ago? - There's not a thing about badly reapplied mascara that I don't know.

LILAH: I'm not Lindsey McDonald. I don't switch sides whenever it gets tough. And since when is this your job? I thought Angel was the dark avenger.

CORDELIA: Angel feels responsible for this guy because he brought him back from hell. I feel responsible because he did it to save me. You, who are actually responsible for the entire thing, feel nothing at all, because *you* are a vicious bitch.

LILAH: So? You know me.

CORDELIA: Please, I was you - with better shoes.

LILAH: These are Boracchi.

CORDELIA: Fall collection?

LILAH: Next spring.

CORDELIA: He's widened the heel.

LILAH: And rounded the toe.

CORDELIA: That won't work with pink.

LILAH: The pink is out this spring.

CORDELIA: Billy Blim makes people crazy.

LILAH: Not all people. Just men. He brings out a primordial misogyny in them. Turns them into killers.

CORDELIA: Then why didn't he do it to Angel?

LILAH: Angel's seen him?

CORDELIA: Yes, right before he escaped from the cops. (Lilah chuckles) What's so witty?

LILAH: Billy's touch works differently on different men. Some lose their mind in an instant. Others - can take hours. - Gee, I sure hope Angel isn't starting to feel testy.

CORDELIA: You better hope it.

LILAH: I know. I've seen his dark side.

CORDELIA: You really haven't. - I have to find Billy.

LILAH: And I'm gonna help you why?

CORDELIA: You know that guy that you hired to hack into my visions? What he did to me? What it felt like? I was cut, my face disfigured, and burning with pain every second not knowing if it was gonna end or just get worse till I died.

LILAH: So you think I owe you...

CORDELIA: It's not the pain. It's the helplessness. The certainty that there is nothing you can do to stop it, that your life can be thrown away in an instant by someone else. He doesn't care. He'll beat you down until you stay down because he doesn't even *think* of you as alive. - No woman should ever have to go through that, and no woman strong enough to wear the mantel of 'vicious bitch' would ever put up with it. *Where* is Billy going?


Cordy: Doyle knew what he had to do. Used his last breath to make sure you'd keep fighting. I get that now.

CORDELIA: I can't stay. This isn't me anymore. You can say good-bye to the gang for me, explain everything once you understand.

ANGEL: That's gonna be never. I need you here.

CORDELIA: (close to tears) Don't make it hard, Angel. I'm just on a different road... and this is my off-ramp. The Powers That Be owed me one, and I didn't waste it. I got my guy back on track.

ANGEL: Cordy, there's just-

CORDELIA: We take what we can get, champ, and we do our best with it. I'll be seeing you.

So there's my Cordy love for the day!

[ciderdrinker]

Gotta be my favourite quote in the whole of the Angelverse:-

Gunn: Evil, not evil, evil again? wish he'd make up his mind.

[sanguine]

In smile time when Angel realises that the werewolf-lady has feelings for him.
Wes: Breakfast. Right. How did you respond?
Angel: Well... of course, I - ahem - ignored it completely, changed the subject, and locked her in a cage.

I also like when Angel denies to Cordelia that he has made a deal with the devil, just before shaking hands with a red demon with horns, goatee, tail etc.

[DoughnutHole]

From "You're Welcome"

Spike: She's Evil, you Gormless tit!
Cordelia: Excuse me? who bit whom?
Angel: Did you call me a tit?


From "Conviction"

Angel: (Into Speak Phone) Uh... can I get a cup of coffee or something?
Phone Menu Voice: You have reached Ritual Sacrifice. For goats press one, or say "Goats."

Knox: He was fired... Oh, I'm sorry, he was SET on fire.


From "Dead End"

Lindsey: You could've had it. But you didn't have what it takes... an evil hand. I mean, come on. Who here does, huh? Leon doesn't. Charlie doesn't. You do know you gave me an evil hand, right? I've been writing "kill, kill, kill" on everything. It's crazy. It's crazy. Anything could happen!
Nathan: [signaling security guard] Allen?
Lindsey: Allen, how are you? [punches him and steals his gun] Uh-oh! [shoots guard in the foot] Oh, that's gonna hurt in the morning. Stop it, evil hand, stop it! I just can't control my evil hand. Nathan, I'm so proud that you chose me. [rubs a co-worker's hair] Charlie! If I would have been in your shoes, I would have chosen Lilah. Let me tell you why. Do you have any idea of the hours this chick has logged in? Huh? The files she has on you guys? Deep stuff. Ronnie, your stock manipulations. Nathan's little offshore accounts. Can you imagine if something were to happen to this girl, and those files got back to the Senior Partners? They'd eat you alive! She's been working overtime, boys. She's everything you ever dreamed of. Lilah is your guy. Me, I'm unreliable. I've got these evil hand issues. And I'm bored with this crap. And besides, I'm leaving, so if you wanna chase me, be my guest. But remember - [holds up his hand] evil. Good luck. [gooses Lilah on the way out, and holds up his hand] Evil!

^^One of the Best Scenes in TV history


From "Over the Rainbow"

[Wesley is excited that the group made it through the portal okay.]
Wesley: ...we're together, and we didn't merge into a freakish four man Siamese twin.
Gunn: That was a risk? How come nobody told me that was a risk?


From "Through the Looking Glass"

Lorne: Say mom, when I disappeared, did you notice anything, odd?
Lorne's manly mother: We noticed much song and chant. Your brother Numfar performed the dance of joy for three moons straight... Numfar, perform the dance of joy!

[LaJaula]

I just finished a rewatch of Angel Season Four, and wow, are there a lot of awesome quotes in there. I considered posting in the "Scenes that give you chills" thread, but since these are all quotes, they go better here. Yeah, all of these definitely send a little chill down my spine.

Deep Down:
Fred: I can't imagine what you've been through, Connor. Being taken away by Holtz, raised in that place. It must have been horrible. I know you're still hurting but-- I promise, it's not nearly as much as you're gonna hurt for what you did to your father.

Angel: Sit. Down.

Supersymmetry:
Angel: We're gonna get this guy.
Gunn: Count on it. He's gonna pay.
Fred: No. He's gonna die.

Apocalypse, Nowish
Angel: You in?

Habeas Corpses
Angel: Now, take your new boyfriend, and get the hell out of here.

Awakening
Angel: Buffy? No! Oh, God! No!

Salvage
Faith: Step away from the glass.

Faith: You okay?
Wesley: Five by five.

Release
Angelus: Hey, you remember that time you tried to get Angel to kill you because you felt all weepy over being such a bad little girl. Huh? Do you still feel that way? Do you still wanna die?
Faith: No.
Angelus: What's that?
Faith: No.
Angelus: I can't hear you.
Faith: No!

Players
Lorne: Has Cordy been a bad, bad girl?
DEFINITELY.

Inside Out
Fred: He's really gonna do it. He's gonna kill Cordelia.

Cordelia: Trying to turn you against me with a cheap vision of.....Darla.

Darla: Connor, listen to me--
Connor: You are not my mother!

The Magic Bullet
Fred: I'm so sorry.
Jasmine: It's okay. I forgive you.
Fred: No, I was talking to Angel. I hope he can forgive me.

Angel: I'm so sorry.

Wesley: I'll get him. I've kidnapped him before.

Peace Out
Connor: It's not working, Cordy. I tried. I tried to believe. I wanted it. Went along with the... the flow. Jasmine, she's...she's bringing peace to everyone, purging all of their hate and anger. But not me. Not me!

Connor: I know she's a lie. Jasmine. My whole life's been built on them. I just... I guess I thought this one was better than the others.

Angel: It's what makes us human.
Jasmine: But you're not human.
Angel: Working on it.

Home
Angel: I know. I'm so--
Connor: Do not say you're sorry!

Connor: You let him take me. You let him get me.

Angel: I really do love you, Connor.
Connor: So what are you gonna do about it?
Angel: Prove it.