Can You Raed Tihs?

[basakbangel]

Only great minds can read this
This is weird, but interesting!

fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too
Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.
i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

Well, I read it perfectly without a problem. I bet you guys will too, It's really interesting anyway.

[BlasterBoy]

I could read it easily.

[Nina]

Yes, that wasn't very hard at all ... I already knew this, but it's a funny thing.

[Pandora's_Box]

I can raed it wihotut a pbolrem and it's not eevn my mhetor tnouge....I hvae rael dbuots auobt the "55 plepoe out of 100 can".

[lee]

as long as the first and last letter are in order, its readable.

[skinless]

I can read it just Fine, I hope that number aint right and 45 people werent able to read this cuz then we might have a problem.

[Fehmina]

i feel so proud of myself... i can read?
hehe.

x

[holypotatoes]

I can still read these things. Yay. We used to do this in school all the time when we were kids. I mean literally, pages of information that was all jumbled.

[Firecracker]

That's kinda cool, yeah I could read it.

[NileQT87]

has anyone seen the one where the germans take over the english language?

Five year phase-in plan for "EuroEnglish"

The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a five year phase in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k". This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have 1 less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with the "f". This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.

In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkorage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful, and they should go away.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a realy sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi to understand each ozer.

ZE DREAM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!

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I could read it just fine too. That was really interesting.

[Anon]

Oh, this again. Yeah, we know, we can read it, very impressive.
This one has been around for ages. It will work most of the time, although it can be much more difficult to read, particularly if you haven't seen it before. I know I used to stuggle with it, but I've seen pretty much exactly the same thing so many times it's become easy even for me.

[BlasterBoy]

Nile, yours was much harder to read

[NileQT87]

you do get that it's transforming english into a bad "ve vil take over ze vorld!" cartoony nazi german stereotypical accent, right? that's the joke.

both those jokes have been on the internet for about a decade.

[BlasterBoy]

you do get that it's transforming english into a bad "ve vil take over ze vorld!" cartoony nazi german stereotypical accent, right? that's the joke.

Yeah, I get the joke I just mean it's harder to read than the first one.

[skinless]

It might be a little bit harder to read but it was alot more fun than the other one.

[Matt]

I read it perfectly, I remember when I first got sent this in a chain email a year or so ago and was really proud 'cause I thought I had advanced brain-power or something, but now I look at it and realise that it was easy to read because it's such a simple paragraph, maybe if there were some actual challenging words or if they used the scientific definition it would be harder, but it is quite interesting.

I'm waiting for somebody to write a whole book like this, but how would we work out character names and locations?

[basakbangel]

^ Sorty teaks palce in Ncie in 1690. The year makes confusion anyway, It's better if we all write normally

[lara]

I read it without problem!! Really cool!!

[Salvation]

It's was very easy