I've never gotten a chance to do this on an international forum, so I'll be interested in what kind of range of answers we'll get. The political compass asks several pages of political opinion questions to grid out where you fit in on a political "map". I usually test a little closer toward 'libertarian' than I did this time, but I thought this would be fun.
No policy debates on this thread, please!
The site provides an example for comparison --

And here is the result for your own King of Cretins --
No policy debates on this thread, please!
The site provides an example for comparison --

And here is the result for your own King of Cretins --
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