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  • Your Favorite Jokes

    Post your Favorite jokes here and rate above out of 20. And give some feedback.

    Can be any sort of joke excepting use your common sense. We don't want to be badly offending anybody


    An old woman saved a fairy's life. To repay this, the fairy promised to grant the old woman three wishes. For the first wish, the old lady asked to become young and beautiful. Poof! She became young and beautiful. For the second wish, the old lady asked to be the richest woman in the world. Poof! She was the richest woman in the world. For the last wish, she pointed at the cat she had kept for years. She asked that he be turned into the most handsome man on earth. The old lady and the fairy said their goodbyes. After the fairy left, the handsome man strolled over to her and asked: "Now aren't you sorry you had me neutered?"

    A Car Company is planning to build a new model made from all it's previous engineering errors. The new model will be called Total Recall
    Last edited by Revan; 17-06-08, 02:19 AM.
    "I never learned from a man who agreed with me.'" Robert Heinlen

  • #2
    2 fish are in a tank.
    one says ''how do you drive this think''!

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    • #3
      Huh?.......
      "I never learned from a man who agreed with me.'" Robert Heinlen

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      • #4
        Sadly I cant tell u most of my jokes because They either racist or sexist or just plain out wrong. (Im not Racist or sexist by any means just so people know)
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        • #5
          Just plain wrong sounds interesting

          A old man marries a girl barely out of her teens. Needless to say, she's pretty horny, so when they get into bed on the wedding night she asks him: " So are we going to have rampant sex tonight?" The man responds by raising his right hand and outstreching his fingers. "What five times?" asks the eager girl. "No," he replies "pick a finger."
          "I never learned from a man who agreed with me.'" Robert Heinlen

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