Who else is in the Special Hell?

[Wolfie Gilmore]

Shepherd Book talked about a special hell - for Mal (if he takes sexual advantage of his "innocent" bride), paedophiles and people who talk at the theatre.

Who else should go there? And, perhaps keep your answers on the sillier, pettier end of the spectrum...

So, I think, for starters....

- People who give you dirty looks for taking up two seats on the bus when you have a lot of bags even though there are lots and lots of other seats free. They're just looking for something to feel self righteous about. Special Hell for them!

[KingofCretins]

People who violate urinal etiquette.

This thread is going to remind me of the bikers in "Good Omens" trying to come up with their own 'horsemen' names.

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people who start any comment with 'I don't mean to be offensive but...'

People who insist on telling you exactly how unselfish they are and how they don't gp looking for any thank you's.

people over 3 yrs old who chew with their mouth open.

people who are Giles Brandreth

[Wolfie Gilmore]

People who violate urinal etiquette.

This thread is going to remind me of the bikers in "Good Omens" trying to come up with their own 'horsemen' names.

As someone pointed out to me at the weekend...they NEED to do a good omens film right NOW. With Anthony Stewart Head as the fallen angel whose name escapes me, and Johnny Depp as the demon dude (crowley?).

And...ok, you might have to explain to me. Is urinal etiquette, when properly followed, that you never stand next to someone? Or is it about the queuing system? Or other? If it's too gross,you can leave it at "other"


People who insist on telling you exactly how unselfish they are and how they don't gp looking for any thank you's.[/quote]

Ooh the smashy and nicey brand of charity: "I do a lot of work for charidee but I don't like to talk about it..."

people who are Giles Brandreth

hee! I'd put people who are Gordon Ramsey. Also, people who sign off on new reality tv shows about people doing things to their houses (or other people doing things to other people's houses).

[Anon]

Anyone who propagates any of the following ideas:

• You only fall in love once.
• All true love is love at first sight.
• Once you have fallen in love with someone you love them forever.

Anyone who thinks that Buffy would turn to drug (including alcohol) abuse or cutting to cope with any situation.

[KingofCretins]

Urinal etiquette

1. Eyes front
2. Always leave a urinal between, unless there is no other room and no stall available.
3. Eyes front
4. If you shake it three times, you're playing with it

[The_Narrator]

-People who wear their trousers virtually around their knees, a fashion trend that once started with tracksuit bottoms and has now taken over jeans, shorts, and (to my shock) even suits! It's not cool. It's effing stupid. I don't want to see your boxers. Your arse is hanging out of your clothes. Put it back.
-People who make noise at the cinema. A tense, dramatic moment arises, and I am virtually transfixed by the screen, awaiting the next emotional shock, when sluuuuuurp, slap, crackle, pop comes from coke, popcorn and sweets. I swear popcorn (although maybe crisps?) is the noisiest food in existence. And then people who talk, especially on their phones. Bugger off if you don't want to watch the film!!! Argh!
-People who fart in enclosed spaces. Such as lifts. No explanation needed really.
-People who say 'I'm not interested in politics'. Considering it's more or less the thing that has the biggest impact on our lives every day, how can you not be interested in it?! It's like saying 'I'm not interested in [choose one or more] religion/morals/love/friendship/etc.' Just having a knowledge of current affairs, and knowing what you want from a government suffices generally, yet a lot of people don't even have that!
-People who have those little dogs. Paris Hilton is not cool. Neither are you. A dog is not a fashion accessory.
-Many more to follow!

[ThePoet's<3]

Urinal etiquette

1. Eyes front
2. Always leave a urinal between, unless there is no other room and no stall available.
3. Eyes front
4. If you shake it three times, you're playing with it

I find that...fascinating...REALLY!

Intelligent people who cannot return their shopping carts to the Cart Corral and instead leave them rolling around in the parking lot dinging cars and taking up parking spaces!

Those people are going to the SPECIAL - Special Hell...

[litzie]

People who ask questions during lecture, not for clarification purposes, but because they want to hear themselves speak.

[Magnetic Duty]

religion/morals/love/friendship/etc.' Just having a knowledge of current affairs, and knowing what you want from a government suffices generally, yet a lot of people don't even have that!

I was going to say that! But also add that to say that politics is also not just in government. How you relate to another person, or even just about anything, can be seen in political terms. Politics is the master science. It is in everything! We as humans breathe it.

There should be a special hell for those in certain nations that decide that because another nation does not have the same system of government as you, that that nation needs "salvation". Democracy is cool and all, but it is not always for everyone. If the nation is functioning well without it and there isn't a great violation of very basic civil liberties then there is no issue. Besides, Socretes, Plato and Aristotle made such good arguements against democracy

[Risa]

People who leave flyers on your windshield while you are in the store.
People who shop the day before Christmas and want to complain to the poor cashiers that the store didn't have what they were looking for or that they had to wait so long in line.

[Wolfie Gilmore]

- people who don't let me read the newspaper over their shoulder on a crowded tube when I clearly have nothing else to occupy myself except smelling their armpits.

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People who leave books open face down. Get a bookmark, use an envelope it's not difficult.

[Dorian's Kitten]

People who leave books open face down. Get a bookmark, use an envelope it's not difficult.

And look whose OCD tendencies just made an appearance. What if it's your book in your own home-still an issue? I'm just teasing; I appreciate your obvious love of books.

My entry for special hell: the people who decided to make Bush's mispronunciation of the word nuclear an alternative pronunciation. Seriously we have to let him destroy the English language too?

And...whoever decided that CDs and DVDs needed that tape around the edges even though they are wrapped in plastic. (I'm dreadful at taking it off. Twice I've dropped the CD and broken the case before even getting the CD out.)

[Risa]

People who leave books open face down. Get a bookmark, use an envelope it's not difficult.

OH Dear...I'm going to the special hell.

Telemarketers...need i say more?

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And look whose OCD tendencies just made an appearance. What if it's your book in your own home-still an issue? I'm just teasing; I appreciate your obvious love of books.

I have been know to rectify this practice on behalf of my sister. So yeah OCD it is.

People who think speaking Sloowwly and LOUDLY suddenly translates english to a variety of foreign languages.

[Wolfie Gilmore]

Thought of some more.
Anyone who became a British Prime Minister after 1979.
Anyone who became President of the US during 2001.
Anyone who became Vice President of the US during 2001.

Aww, poor Gordon Brown, give him a chance (don't know what I think of him yet but can't quite hate him like I hate me some Tony Blair)

-Teachers who used to say "would you like to teach the class then?"...then not giving you the chance to say yes even if you had it all planned out what you'd teach if given the chance...(erm, just me that did that?)

[Anon]

Thought of some more.
Anyone who became a British Prime Minister after 1979.
Anyone who became President of the US during 2001.
Anyone who became Vice President of the US during 2001.

This post shouldn't actually exist, but since someone kept a record, never mind.

Aww, poor Gordon Brown, give him a chance (don't know what I think of him yet but can't quite hate him like I hate me some Tony Blair)

He's had a chance. He's used that chance to reveal himself as an utter hypocrite.

Anyway, as an extra:
Anyone who has a vicious dog and a letterbox covered by one flap on either side of the door with bristles in the middle.

[KingofCretins]

People who don't tip.

[Wolfie Gilmore]

-Whoever it is that makes paper so bloody SHARP. Cut myself! Ow!

This post shouldn't actually exist, but since someone kept a record, never mind.

Eeerie! It was in the thread and I quoted it...the ghost of dead posts is with us.

Oh and I don't think I'll be trying tooo hard to defend Gordon