Corrupt A Wish.

[basakbangel]

Start by granting the wish of the poster above you, but including a negative spin. Then make your own wish!

I wish I win the lottery

(-)Granted but right after you collect the money, you get robbed.


Sounds fun?
OK, I'll start.
I wish I had a fish on my dish right now.

[Pandora's_Box]

Granted!
Except the fish is a shark!

I wish I become famous.

[basakbangel]

Granted, but you became so famous that you got bored of media, and try to get away from them.

I wish I meet Alyson Hannigan.

[Spillow]

Granted, but she mistakes you for a bug, and stomps on you.

I wish all my homework from school was done.

[skinless]

Granted, But It was Plagarized and u get Expelled from school.

I wish I got to meet the Cast of "BTVS"

[LaJaula]

Granted, but it turns out that they're all really mean to you and make you lose your love for the show.

I wish that there was an extra hour of the day built in just for sleeping.

[skinless]

Granted but as u sleep "The Gentleman" come and Kill u

I wish I didnt have to work for a living.

[Weredog]

Granted, but you'll have to volunteer for a living... for-evah!

I wish "Buffy: Season 8" was released bi-weekly.

[Pandora's_Box]

They start doing it bi-weekly but there's just too much work and pressure and Joss Whedon accidently kills himself with sleeping pills. There will never be an other comic or movie. Plus Sarah Michelle Gellar is so moved by the death of her friend that one day she jumps out of the window and dies. Alyson Hannigan become a drug addict and Nicholas Brendon a male-prostitute, Michelle Trachtenberg is starring with Tara Reid in her 18th porn. Anthony Steward Head is in a mental institute he keeps saying that vampires are gonna kill him...
So, are you happy now???!!!!
Just because you wanted a bi-weekly release, how can you be so selfish!

[basakbangel]

dont you have any wishes Cl?ment?

[Pandora's_Box]

Oops sorry, it's cause of all those deaths...

I wish I get 4 awards at the Oscars 2009: Best Director, Best Writings, Best Actor in a Leading Role and Best Picture.

[basakbangel]

thats ok

granted but, then they announce that there was a misunderstanding and they get the award back from you and give it to someone else.

I wish to watch Veronica Mars.

[skinless]

Granted, but the TV blows up and Kills u before it starts

I wish to never Die

[Weredog]

Granted, but the world will soon implode so have fun being alone in space.

I wish I was shorter.

[LaJaula]

Granted. You're much shorter- so short, in fact, that you are kidnapped by Gachnar and forced to live out your worst fears forever.

I wish tomorrow was Saturday.

[Weredog]

Granted, but God will be pist at you for not thanking him it was Friday.

Season 8.03 Spoiler:

Spoiler:

I wish Warren never came back to life.

[LaJaula]

Granted! Ummm.....errr...I'm sure there's got to be negative consequences for that...

Alright- instead,

Spoiler:

Adam came back. And the Initiative. And....Willow went evil, Xander became gay, Buffy died, and Dawn became the main character who got into a sordid love triangle with Giles and Andrew. That might be worse, yeah?

I wish Angel had had a televised sixth season.

[Nina]

Granted, but all the characters died in the alley, 5 minutes after the start of season 6 and because they lost all the main characters, the crew decided to fill the season up with a crying and depressive Eve.


I wish that I could go on vacation this summer.

[basakbangel]

granted but you got ill and all you do is rest at the hotel...(oh..thats bad..)

I wish I had no hw

[Andrew]

You have no homework, so they can't fit the curriculum in and have to extend school by four hours a day. I'm so evil .

I wish I had telekinesis.