Nothing but a silly game!!------Ask a silly question, get a stupid answer!!

[spuffbeste]

Just what the title says. You ask a silly question and answer it in a silly way!!

Okay, here's an example.
-Why didn't Buffy love Andrew?
The other member's answer:
-Because he deserves more!

I'll start.

Why does Spike watch ''Passions''?

[skinless]

This is going to be fun

Cuz he's British

Why was Drusilla Crazy?

[BlasterBoy]

Because she likes flowers.

Why did Angel leave Sunnydale? (and I mean for real, not Angel's lame ass excuse )

[Ahm Shere]

Because he had an affair with Spike, whilst he was still with Buffy, and when Buffy found out she threatened to kill him if he ever stepped foot in Sunnydale ever again, so he left. (And we rejoyced, with little party poppers and party hats)

Why did Buffy sacrifice herself in 'The Gift?'

[BlasterBoy]

Because Dawn was bugging the hell out of her. She was tempted to throw her off the tower, but there wasn't enough time. She was about to die from Dawn's nagging and insanity, so she thought she should at least go out and make it look heroic.

IN RESPONSE TO YOUR ANSWER: Why didn't Buffy kill Spike and Angel? (cause we all know it would've been funny)

[Ahm Shere]

Because Buffy loved Spike too much and understood that his and Angel's fling was all Angel's fault and he brainwashed poor Spike's head. And Buffy didn't kill Angel because everytime she did, he kept coming back, so she decided it was inevitable, and gave up trying.

Why did Xander leave Anya at the alter?

[Jenni Lou]

Because he wanted a bunny to be the ringbearer.

Why did Spike want a Buffybot?

[BlasterBoy]

To play chess with. None of his poker buddies or the scooby gang would play with him. What jerks.

What will Anya's name be in 12 years?

[Pandora's_Box]

Anya Clooney...Yeah, he finally got married and didn't left her at the altar for a change.

Why did Buffy worked at DoubleMeat Palace?

[skinless]

Because Burger King Wasnt Hiring (LOL)

Why Did andrew kill Jonathan

[BlasterBoy]

There was only one Star Trek DVD left.

Why did Angel give up his chance for the Shanshu Prophecy?

[skinless]

Because that was Part of his Divorce Settlement with Spike. He also had to give up the Dark and Broody Facade.

Why Did Giles go Back to England?

[spuffbeste]

Because he wanted to ride a horse and hang out in a different vampire society. He was bored of Sunnydale's vampires.

Why did Willow become DarkWillow?

[holypotatoes]

Because she was constipated.

Why does Spike like blooming onions?

[Pandora's_Box]

Because garlick wasn't really working for him...I wonder why...

Why is Dawn a kleptomaniac?

[skinless]

Because she's a Whiny Baby and No one Likes Her (Except for Season 7 Dawn)

Why were there Two Xanders

[Pandora's_Box]

To please Anya...

Why Warren shot Tara?

[spuffbeste]

Because he was in love with Willow.

Why did Drusilla leave Spike?

[Ojuice5001]

She didn't. Spike died when Lorne killed him at the end of Not Fade Away.

What is Wolfram and Hart?

[Veverka]

A pizza and pasta parlor.

Why did Oz become a werewolf?