Only one sentence!!

[Theresa Marie86]

Ok let's tell a story.. any story!!!! But the catch is you only write down one sentence at a time,.. so with every sentence you can bring the story anywhere you want it... maybe it will be a horror, or comedy, or romance.. The sentence can be any length!

Have a questions let me know!


She screamed at the top of her lungs because it hurt so bad.

[Revan]

And yet not one of the people watching would lift a finger.

[Matt]

But she did, she raised her finger to her face and inspected it, blood seeping through a pinhole in the centre of it, she weeped in agony.

[Revan]

*grin*
"Well there you go. You asked for your ear to be pierced don't blame us." Lily announced.

[BlasterBoy]

The pain was too bad, because it was pain (;)), so she attacked everyone there, slicing her nails against their cheeks, pouring blood, and then she declared, "I WILL RULE THE WHOLE DAMN WORLD!"

[Theresa Marie86]

One earlobe at a time!

[BlasterBoy]

Next comes the unicycles, cause everyone loves unicycles.

[Theresa Marie86]

Yes, then the unicycles do fancy unicycle tricks, like that one fancy one with the one wheel and the pedaling.

[Revan]

And then they crash and somehow end up exploding like they are one of those oil ships.

[Theresa Marie86]

With her newly peirced ears, and her unicycle she decides to go to the mall to see who she can hang out with there.

[holypotatoes]

Low and behold she sees Robin Sparkles. :p

[Revan]

And instead decides to keep company with Barney , because he and Robin were pointedly avoiding each other and ends up becoming his wingman!

[Theresa Marie86]

And there's an eerie silence among them, they can't see the evil figure lurking behind them, but they sense something...

[NileQT87]

Suddenly, everyone is knocked out with a magical blow and they are sent to an alternate dream dimension full of psychedelic pink elephants on parade (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6nwNPaYoTY8)!

[Revan]

And for some reason a cheese man.

[Theresa Marie86]

And for some reason a cheese man.

(HA HA HA HA! GOOD ONE REVAN!)


Would anyone like some cheese? The Cheese man says.

[Matt]

"Gosh, but no, we can not eat the cheese for we are all allergic and may break out in hives and die," a whispered voice whistled around the room.

[Theresa Marie86]

So then peewee herman comes strolling in to see if anybody wanted to go see a movie with him.:D

[skinless]

and then a man walks through a wall, Takes a .44 out of his pants and shoots Pee Wee in the 4 times.

[Theresa Marie86]

Peewee clutched his chest dramatically, and stumbles, and his final words are "I know what you are but what am I?".

[NileQT87]

Pee-wee then commences to die like Amilyn from the Buffy movie, kicking his foot and making "ooh" "ah" noises.

[Matt]

When his foot ceased to move and his groaning had halted everybody gathered around him, some completely woe-stricken and others laughing with joy, for PeeWee had been one of the most notorious and sinister serial killers ever.

[NileQT87]

Of course, he had started out as a waiter at the Chez Paul restaurant in a previous life.

(Blues Brothers joke.)

[Matt]

But that had only been for a few months, he stole all sorts of knives from the kitchen and went around stabbing people and other knife-related stuff until he got recruited by some gangsters and upgraded to chainsaws, guns and rocket launchers.

[NileQT87]

He also stole Carrie Fisher's rocket launcher, explosives, flame thrower and machine gun.

(more blues brothers humor--paul reubens a.k.a. pee-wee herman was the waiter in that film.)

[Matt]

Which he then used to rampage across the city, blowing up famous landmarks, torching places and people and murdering anybody he saw, this is also how he got involved in the car chase with the police.

[Revan]

Which is a story for another day. :)

[Theresa Marie86]

Next the funniest thing you have ever seen happened!

[Revan]

Picture the scene: They find the carcass of a Dead whale on the beach. Not that unusual for where they live on the coast of Darwin. The carcass is normal whale size. About 3 bus lengths long. And the surface of it's skin is a grey pinkish shine similar to a unwashed car. So the motley crew decide to take the whale through town as they normally do. And so the whale is being carried through the town now tied down on the back of a house carrier. One of those large falt top trucks. The ones that are big enough to carry whole houses. Or a monster like this large sperm whale. Anyway as this is going on people start to emerge from their houses. Although this has happened before it's not a regular occurance but still verges on interesting. As you can properly guess.
Suddenly in the middle of this rather amusing parade their is a deep rumbling- similar to one might expect from a earthquake. The groan intensifies. People nervously glance around. They don't know what a earthquake sounds like so they don't know what is going on. Not that it matters of there is no earthquake. Instead unexpectadly the whale explodes, covering the entire neighbourhood in intestines. Blood and other gore. Entire houses are completely covered. And the neighbourhood looks like it's recently been painted pink. Except there is red and small gaps lucky enough to avoid the blast. There is silence for a few timeless moments and then the screams...

Bit long I know but I hope it's worth it!

[Matt]

And then Harry Potter, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley popped up, all three of them brandishing their wands, Harry steps forward and says, "Did you see a whale around here?"

[basakbangel]

What are we doing here?

[Theresa Marie86]

"And is that awful stench?" says Ron.

[NileQT87]

"It smells like a muggle garbage dump", says Hermione.

[Revan]

And then Voldemort destroys Harry with avada kedabra (finally!)

[Matt]

After the fall of Harry Potter Voldemort continues to marry Hermione and turn Ron into his butt-monkey.

[basakbangel]

no, really. I didn't understand the aim of this thread.

[Matt]

no, really. I didn't understand the aim of this thread.

The original aim was to carry along a story by each member writing a sentence, but it seems to have gone a bit off track.

[Theresa Marie86]

It doesnt have to have an aim.. thats the point!:) And props to mat for using the word "but monkey!"

[basakbangel]

okay, Thanks Matt and Thereasa Marie86! see, that's "only one" sentence:D

[NileQT87]

(revan messed up. it looks like he may have posted in the wrong thread... ???)

Suddenly, a house falls on Lord Voldemort.

[skinless]

and All the little munchkins from Munchkin land come out to celebrate his death.

[Theresa Marie86]

*Holding huge lollipops they began to sing and dance* Ding dong the witch is dead, We represent, munchkin land..

[Revan]

(revan messed up. it looks like he may have posted in the wrong thread... ???)


I was just trying to get out a good story. For that whale thing and I thought it would be good. Anyway it was stuffed up before then. And also does it really matter? We're telling a story. :)

And then the Wicked witch of the east turns up, and is not happy at all!

[Matt]

At which point a flying house lands on top of her, although she struggles under the weight of it she manages to scramble away with just her legs trapped beneath the house, which is okay because they were a plastic job anyway, although the shoes were nice.

[Theresa Marie86]

Instead of the emerald city the munckins try to find a nice circus to join where they can charge people lots of money to come see them dance around with their lollipops.

[Ginny]

Life in the land of OZ was just getting way too dangerous for them, what with it raining houses all the time.

[NileQT87]

When a trapeze artist tries to steal one of the lollipop kids' money... and after a lot of "One of us! Gooble gobble!", the other "freaks" turn her into the human duck.

(reference to the lollipop kid munchkin, harry earles, who also starred in the 1932 film, "freaks".)

[skinless]

(reference to the lollipop kid munchkin, harry earles, who also starred in the 1932 film, "freaks".) I dont know how many other peopl here besides us 2 that have seen that movie. But it was strange and Yet Very Interesting and cool

and then they all move to Sunnydale and make Xander their Buttmonkey.

[NileQT87]

The Siamese twins have a crush on Xander and rescue him from his buttmonkeyness.

[Theresa Marie86]

Xander gets excited because twins like him, and he doesnt even care that they are joined together!

[Matt]

Which, in actual fact, heightens the whole experience and leads to some incredibly kinky business involving a bullwhip, some handcuffs and feather dusters.

[Theresa Marie86]

But since this is a family forum that story will have to be for another day.:)

[Matt]

Yes, it will, which links into Buffy popping up with a very similar feather dusting who is cleaning some cars in the street.

[Revan]

At which time the beautiful Willow, Vamp Willow and Dark Willow pop into Xander's head. Doing things making him thankful that buffy can't read minds.

[NileQT87]

Suddenly, Buffy runs into a mind-reading demon that will give her an aspect of itself.

[Revan]

And Xander secretly wishes that it was Willow, Still Angel and Spike are happy...

[Theresa Marie86]

And just when everything was right in the world he had to go and mess it up!

[Matt]

However, Buffy realised that the aspect she got wasn't the mind-reading thing, it had actually been a boy demon she had been given the aspect of.

[Revan]

Angel didn't care too much about the situation. Poor spike did though as he got the short straw, especially as they had :)

[Matt]

Buffy spoke to Spike who referred her to Angel, they sought hard to correct her problem, however her hermaphroditic state left them both in a state of unease, which is when they walked into a sign above a doorway saying "Doc."

[Theresa Marie86]

And thats when Angel thought the story had taken a bizzre twist!

[BlasterBoy]

"PASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA," said the Wicked Witch of the West, popping out from nowhere with her army of flying monkeys, rubbing her hands together evilly, "PASTAAAAAAAAAAAA!"

[Revan]

And then proceeded to make the pasta. Starting with the sauce made from Buffy's flesh!

[NileQT87]

However, the Wicked Witch decided that she had so much meat left that she might as well make a meat pie.

[BlasterBoy]

Then, out comes BENJAMIN BARKER and that other old lady (who sings and makes cannibalistic pies, and essentially, kidnaps a small boy), and they....SING.

[Theresa Marie86]

And then benjamin barker offers to give angel a haircut and shave.

[Matt]

Which Angel agrees to until Benjamin Barker slits his throat, but nothing happens.

[Theresa Marie86]

"Hello vampire with a soul:rolling:im not going to die by a slit throat, moron" Says Angel.

[skinless]

Angel then Blindfolds Benjamin Barker, Takes him to a abandoned area and Snaps his neck. :evil:

[Theresa Marie86]

Poor johnny depp... *shakes head* what was a waste of man.

[Revan]

And then the question is begged by Elphaba "Exactly how is Angel talking with a slit throat"?

[Matt]

"Well isn't that obvious?" Glinda asks stalking around the area like she owns the place, "I put an enchantment on him."

[Theresa Marie86]

Then angel is excited because he can stand out in the sun in other dimensions!

[Matt]

And the very thought of other dimensions sends him spiralling through into Pylea, but when he touches the ground he's catapulted into Quor'toth.

[NileQT87]

When Angel lands in Quar'toth, he is immediately face-to-face with a pointy weapon held by his chamois-clothed son.

[Theresa Marie86]

"Hey,....... dad." Connor rolls eyes, and smirks at his good use of sarcasm.

[Matt]

"Hey... Son," Angel replies, also smirking at his own use of sarcasm before pulling Buffy's Scythe from behind his back where it had been stashed minutes previously.

[Theresa Marie86]

"oh no not the Scythe" connor says ****y because he has a trolls mallet behind his back.

[Matt]

"Yes! The Scythe," Angel exclaims brandishing the Scythe in front of his son's face, the metal shining in the full moon's light, which is when Connor transforms into a werewolf.

"So, dad, there's something I have to tell you about me and Nina," Connor charges toward his father and knocks him onto his back.

[Revan]

*Starts wrestling with his father both drop their weapons*

"We had a affair behind your back! So that's 2 out of a possible 2 huh!"

[Matt]

"At least you haven't met Buffy," Angel muttered before dismembering Connor's right arm.

[Nina]

Not a second later, Buffy was there in her new pants with animalprint.

[DigitalLeonardo]

And with her shiney new animal-clad pants Angel and Connor found themselves speechless, i mean who doesn't look good in animalprint pants?

[Nina]

They found the answer on that question very soon, when Dumbledore came by in a tigerprint pants.

[Theresa Marie86]

Scarred for life, connor comes along with his left,and still very attached arm and misses while angel ducks.

[Nina]

Connor fell and his weapon destroyed Buffy's pants.

[Matt]

But luckily Dumbledore was there in the clinch to give her his, which is also the same moment that Connor fell in love... with Dumbledore.

[Theresa Marie86]

Well Dumbledore you can should put me in a dunce cap and throw me in the corner because ive been naughty says connor.

[Nina]

Angel ran away after those scary words and left this part of the story.

[Revan]

Buffy followed leaving Connor and Dumbledore staring dreamily at each othe before spontaniously combusting!

[Matt]

But unbeknowst to Buffy and Angel they were being tailed by Sweet, the singing demon which caused Angel to burst into another rendition of Mandy, this time with variations of Cordy and Buffy.

[Theresa Marie86]

While angel is busting a move, buffy grabs a chair and eats some popcorn and snickers at angel's song.

[Nina]

But soon she will regret that she didn't leave because Angel gets help from Harmony and Willow ... just when he starts 'Graceland'.

[Matt]

And as the song reaches a climax, the high pitches from Willow and Harmony cause the windows to smash, shards of glass fly everywhere, cutting Buffy in the process.

[Revan]

Meanwhile Lorne and Sweet are engaged in a singing contest!

[Nina]

But Sweet made Lorne dance, so Groo made Sweet fly.

[Matt]

... right into the path of Centaur dawn who kicks him back toward Groo.

[Theresa Marie86]

And now everyone cn just be relieved that the singing is over,... or is it?

[Nina]

Of course it is, because the Gentlemen are coming to Sunnydale.

[icegemz]

Its time to lock your doors and for heavens sake don't go out at night!

[Nina]

This was the moment that Dawn and Connor decided to talk a walk in the dark.

[icegemz]

Connor wrapped his arm round Dawn, oblivous to the danger.

[Theresa Marie86]

So as connor and dawn start a dance of thier own *tell me where you get your body from, i got it from my mama by will.i.am* the psycos wrapped in straight jackets grabbed them both so the gentlemen can get thier hearts.

[Bloodsucker]

In the meantime Buffy was searching feverishly for the "box of voices", sending Spike to find Dawn and do his babysitter duty.

[Revan]

Unfortunately they were too late to save dawn. Who died in the most horrific way possible. Her heart ripped from her chest and she couldn't even scream..

[Theresa Marie86]

*Shut your windows, lock your doors, their gonna take seven and it might be yours*

[Revan]

"That's one!" Connor exclaimed. Then realised that he could talk. So naturally he screamed.

[Theresa Marie86]

So after the gentlemans heads all exploded and there was nasty mush everyone decided to go back to buffys house to watch "apocolypse now".

[Matt]

However, in a shocking twist, it turns out Xander accidentally hired Fantasia instead and so the gang had to endure hours of dancing hippos.

[Bloodsucker]

Spike dozed off on the sofa pretty soon, across Willow and Tara, who felt slightly disturbed by this.

[Matt]

Which is when Tara pulled a stake out of thin air and dusted him, with Buffy muttering "It's always the quiet ones."

[Theresa Marie86]

Spike then returns as a ghost glaring at tara saying "bloody brilliant witch, now i can aggrevate the slayer and she can't do a sodding thing about it!".

[Matt]

Until Willow and Tara offer to perform a spirit expulsion spell.

[Trista125]

Before they get a chance though, they hear the ice-cream truck.

[Revan]

And they have to combine their efforts to hold back buffy who is on a strict diet. And yet pinning for Icecream.

[Bloodsucker]

Xander was the first to arrive at the truck, of course.

[vampmogs]

pulled out a rocket launcher and made it into a pile of rubble, just for his Buffy.

[Matt]

Who broke down into tears at the loss of her beloved ice cream, in fact, it's such a shocking and tear-jerking moment she almost slips into another catatonic state.

[Nina]

Cordelia who felt bad for Buffy, offered to give Buffy some of her old shoes.

[Matt]

But Buffy didn't want any of her old shoes because most of the Gucci's had been taken by the tax man.

[Nina]

Cordelia gave Buffy the stare and wanted to walk away, until she saw her prince on the white horse.

[Matt]

She thought it was her prince, until the horse-riding person removed their helmet and golden tresses bounced down onto her shoulders, it was a princess, the new princess of Pylea, Harmony Kendall.

[icegemz]

Harmony giggles as she dismounts her horse and hugs Cordy.

[Theresa Marie86]

Cordelia gets irate because it was supposed to have been her prince, not harmony.

[Matt]

Turns out Harmony killed the actual prince to steal his throne.

[Bloodsucker]

Cordelia bitch-slapped Harmony all over the place.

[Nina]

This made Harmony cry and Cordelia gave her the old shoes.

[Matt]

Which Harmony melted down and got made into one huge pair of shoes, that didn't fit.

[Bloodsucker]

So Harmony went to Lorne to whine about it.

[Matt]

And completely murdered I Will Survive.

[Nina]

Lorne ran away from this distaster and walked into Anya's Magic Shop to buy some brainwash magic.

[Theresa Marie86]

Anya greets lorne entusiastically "Hey green guy welcome to my place of business please buy stuff!!"

[Bloodsucker]

Lorne wondered whether he would like to hear Anya sing, but then his attention was caught by a strange object.

[Nina]

It made green people purple ... and because Lorne wanted to perform 'Purple Rain' that night, he wanted it.

[Matt]

So he brought it, his verdigris changed almost instantaneously to a bright purple, Anya looked on astounded before adding, "Thank you for your money. We hope to receive more of it soon."

[Theresa Marie86]

So the now purple lorne goes back to his bar so that he can perform purple rain.

[Nina]

That was a mistake because Cordelia the Dragon hates the color purple.

[Theresa Marie86]

And who exactly is cordelia the dragon you might ask?

[Nina]

That is Angel's new pet.

[Matt]

Although, it turns out that Cordelia the Dragon is the very same dragon that flew out of the portal before Buffy's sacrifice.

[Bloodsucker]

And was busy trying to lead a normal life.

[Matt]

Until it was recruited by Wolfram & Hart who met it while it was kicking back, having a beer in a bar.

[Bloodsucker]

Since then the dragon had been working for them, for a sixpack of beer a day.

[Matt]

And a carton of cigars.

[Nina]

Angel didn't want a pet that was working for W&H, so he decided to do something about it.

[Theresa Marie86]

So angel got the dragon an interview for the new 'Puff the magic dragon" movie.

[Nina]

Cordelia the dragon didn't like the name Puff and decided to rename the movie.

[Bloodsucker]

Cordelia Chase, in the meanwhile, objected to a movie called Crodelia the Magic Dragon.

[Revan]

And called the dragon Fat Ugly, Stupid with not 2 brain cells to rub together.

What a ninny eh? :)

[Theresa Marie86]

So on the otherside of the world Giles was looking up Olivia to see if she wanted to grab some tea.

[Bloodsucker]

And Spike rubbed his hands and snickered because he saw yet another "cup of tea, almost got shagged, cup of tea" coming up - until he got bored, anyway, and went to watch TV.

[Nina]

But Joyce and Groo sat already in front of his television, they watched 'Bones' and were trying to identify the familiar looking FBI agent.

[Bloodsucker]

So Spike sat down next to Joyce, made puppy dog eyes at her and hoped for some cocoa.

[Nina]

When he looked up he saw Groo having a very brown mouth and Joyce told him that she gave that sweet Groo with his blue eyes all the cocoa.

[Bloodsucker]

"But I'm sweet too," Spike protested, hoping that Joyce would never mention to anyone he said that, "and look, I have blue eyes!"

[Nina]

When Joyce ignored him because she watched tv, he left and bought a 'I hate Groo' shirt made by Angel.

[Bloodsucker]

Satisfied with his purchase, he suggested that Angel should wear one too and they should go and steal all the cocoa from Groo.

[Theresa Marie86]

But not before they knocked up the candy store for some marshmellows.

[Bloodsucker]

"Right," Angel said, "but I'd like a coffee."

[vampmogs]

and a sneck to snap... "Where's Jenny?" he joked, much to Giles' heart ache...

[Nina]

"Maybe it's better if you didn't make any jokes." Connor said.

[vampmogs]

Giles nodded in agreement, reaching for his crossbow...

[Nina]

(Hé no Angel killing!)


Connor saw the crossbow and said; "Love the crossbow, it's very pretty."

[Theresa Marie86]

Yes and it's also very deadly, might i add. Replies giles while he puts it back away seeing that his cover was blown.

[Bloodsucker]

Spike raised his eyebrows at them, seriously wondering what the hell was going on.

[Theresa Marie86]

Angel walked off after the arrow incident, he knew giles had the right to be mad at him after he torchered him, but he thought that they were past that.

[Nina]

And he wanted his coffee, so he walked for the first time to the Starbucks.

[skinless]

But they didnt get his order right so he set the store on fire.

[Theresa Marie86]

And it smelled beautiful with the warm coffee aromas filling the air that everyone came together to be at peace with each other, even for just a moment.

[Revan]

But the moment was a long one . And they all went to live in super-fun, happyland.

[Matt]

And what a land it was, a "beautiful happily-ever-after, candy mountain place where all their dreams came true".

[Revan]

It was perfect. And everyone was always happy, due to the wise king otto's proclamation that sadness and crying were punishable by death. :lol:

[Nina]

But Angel became the mailman, just like in his nightmare.

[Matt]

Not just the mailman for W&H, but the mailman for everywhere, it was his punishment for his high-degree of sadness, death would've been too easy.

[Theresa Marie86]

So when he's not being a mailman angel is still trying to save people's lives but everytime he trys to save someone's life they ask him when they ae going to get certain bills and then ask him if he can mysterisly lose them so that won't have to pay them.

[Bloodsucker]

This was when Buffy decided she needed to save him.

[Theresa Marie86]

So she and willow do a spell to get angel out of nightmare land, and it works and now angel gets to save people and not worry about their mail anymore.

[Matt]

And while they were doing that spell, Xander was off doing a spell by himself.

[Bloodsucker]

Luckily he locked the door so he wouldn't be interrupted in his, well, magics. :lol:

[Theresa Marie86]

And of course xanders spell back fires, and it the strangest thing happens!

[Nina]

He became principal Snyder.

[Theresa Marie86]

Which is horrible because snyder got eatened by a giant snake so he quickly started going through willow's spell books to reverse the spell he had cast.

[NileQT87]

Except when he found a spell to turn him back, the spell turned him into 5-year-old Barbie-stealing Xander.

[Theresa Marie86]

Being five again he began to get lonely because he didn't have crayon breaking willow to hang out with so he went out to the bronze to find friends, and couldnt get in because he was to young.

[Revan]

So he ran over to Willow's house to find her.

[Bloodsucker]

Willow opened the door, saw him and had a giggle-fit.

[Theresa Marie86]

She made everything right again for him, but not before making him perform the snoopy dance.