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Vague that up for me
04-12-18, 11:20 PM
So December is a bummer of a month to me. Like so many others my family suffered a great loss during this season and the winter Holliday's have never been the same for us. One or the methods we used to cope was to create spoofs of Holliday songs and I wanted to share one with you all. I won't force you to suffer through my singing voice but it is to the tune of Rudolph the Red nosed reindeer.

Anybody else have any Whedonverse Holliday songs???

You know Luke and the Master.
Angelus and Darla
Lyle and Tector
Dalton and Kralic

But do you recall the most famous vampire of all

Spike the neutered vampire
Had a chip inside his brain.
And if he hit a human
He'd scream and hold his head in pain.

All of the other scoobies
Used to laugh and call him names.
They never let poor Spikey
Join in any Scooby games.

Then one fine apocalypse
Buffy came to say
Spikey with your vampire might
Won't you save the day tonight.

Then most of the scoobies tolerated him
As Spikey shouted out with glee
I may be a neutered vampire
But at least I have a shot with Buffy.

05-12-18, 12:10 AM
:roll: What a great idea! I shall try and come up with some lyrics :music2:

05-12-18, 09:35 AM
This is a fun idea, I'm not sure I'm capable of thinking of something like this. I'll let you know if inspiration hits. :D

Sosa lola
05-12-18, 12:13 PM
Excuse this William the Bloody level of poetic skill :lol:

Ring the bells to the cities of France fla la la la la la
Xander’s gonna get some romance fla la la la la la
A shiny bracelet for Buffy with grace fla la la la la la
Guess a leather jacket was more her pace fla la la la la la

See Cordelia in the closets fla la la la la la
Buy her priceful heart-shaped lockets fla la la la la la
Though Willow in that black number fla la la la la la
Numbs the mind into infidelity slumber fla la la la la la

Lost my flower to one rogue slayer fla la la la la
Who’s a dangerous murderous player fla la la la la
Smart Chicks get left at altars fla la la la la la
Vengeful, scorned, and mouths lack filters fla la la la la la

Slayer-slash-nerd Renee is so great fla la la la la la
Stabbed through chest before our first date fla la la la la
Dawn is Amy to my Laurie fla la la la la
She’s the endgame to my story fla la la la la la

Vague that up for me
11-12-18, 04:50 AM
Sosa Lola that was amazing!!!! I loved it

11-12-18, 05:03 AM
With all this "baby it's cold outside" hullabaloo someone with some talent needs to rewrite the lyrics. Extra points if it's buffy and Spike singing to each other.