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Sosa lola
14-08-18, 04:37 PM
So, I've seen this on Tumblr where people take quotes from other shows and write them again as if said by the BtVS characters.

I've been rewatching The Big Bang Theory lately and Sheldon Cooper is such an Anya! Examples:

Willow: I did a bad thing.
Anya: Does it affect me?
Willow: No.
Anya: Then suffer in silence.


Xander: God, Anya, you’re the most annoying person I ever met!
Anya: I’m annoying? You criticize my behavior all the time. “Anya, don’t talk about your bowel movements over breakfast.” “Anya, when Buffy is giving a eulogy at her mother’s funeral, don’t yawn and point at your watch.” You’re impossible!

There are other ones like this one from Parks and Recreation:

Xander: Codenames: Mine is “Eagle 1.”
Xander: Faith is “Been there, done that”.
Xander: Anya is “Currently doing that.” [They high-five]
Xander: Willow is “It happened once in dream.”
Xander: Spike is “If I had to pick a dude.”
Xander: Buffy is "I’d be lying if I said I hadn’t thought about it."
Xander: Giles is “Eagle 2.”

Giles: Oh, thank God.


Can you think of any other quotes?

14-08-18, 11:03 PM
Okay...just sussed out what you're doing. Mine were originally all from the Thick of It but by the time I'd finished deleting the expletives they didn't make sense. :lol:

From Father Ted:

Anya: Well, we'll have to do it in shifts; get them out of the house and as far away as possible.
Xander: Why can't we just leave them here?
Anya: Because, Xander, my nerves are shot and I won't be able to relax until the only rabbit left is the one sitting in your head working the controls.

From: I'm Alan Partridge.

Giles: “Would it be terribly rude to stop listening to you and speak to somebody else?”

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Here's a clean one from Malcolm Tucker (about a photocopier)

Harmony: Do you know Spike...the best way to clear a paper jam?
Spike: I don't know, kill a kid an hour until it sorts itself out?